"I go to church, just not during televised sporting events." -Red Foreman. TFM.

  1. Sir_RageAlot

    “Well Bob, It’s good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral for toilet paper.”

    13 years ago at 3:42 pm
    1. Frat or gtfo

      Also, a true fraternity man doesn’t “abuse half the ten commandments on any given day”. I don’t put any gods before God. I don’t worship wooden idols, or idols of any sort. I don’t use the Lord’s name in vain. I “do no work” on Sunday, obviously. I always respect my parents, like any “well respecting fratter”. I have not murdered anybody. I don’t commit adultery (not married to any slam). Why steal when you can just purchase? I am guilty of lying, check. And only geeds envy their neighbor. A true fraternity man is never guilty of “half the ten commandments”. With all this said, go take a shot of bleach GDI.

      13 years ago at 1:09 pm