GoToHellIllGoToTEXAS howdy darlin’? im from Texas and have never used the word howdy in my life. “hey slam” TFM 14 years ago at 2:15 pm
alpha gamma brho hey slam = trying too hard to act like im not trying hard at all 14 years ago at 2:18 pm
PiKA1868 Not using the word “darlin'” doesn’t take away from being Texan, and its not used here very often, if at all. Stop trying so hard. 14 years ago at 4:38 pm
Frat4Life1865 Receiving multiple “Hey what are you doing?” texts at 3 a.m. from numbers you don’t immediately recognize. TFM 14 years ago at 1:55 pm
FrattingInSoIll **Saved numbers whose names you do not recognize. i.e – ‘megan from bar’ ‘girl lights party’ ‘solid 8’ 14 years ago at 2:10 pm
Dave_Fratthews my do not answers are variations of the word ‘no’. And then one “GAH!” 14 years ago at 3:46 pm
alpha gamma brho Zac Brown, TGdiM. Kevin fucking Fowler, Aaron Watson, Brantley Gilbert, Johnny Cooper, TFM. In the wise words of Kevin Fowler and many more “Nashville Sucks”. 14 years ago at 4:49 am
alpha gamma brho Zac Brown Band also dress like they just got off the bus from gdi-ville 14 years ago at 5:32 am
Frat off I dont give a shit how he dresses his music is what matters. You sound like a slam being so superficial 14 years ago at 8:32 am
nagger_rich Receiving texts all week from old slams who hope to run into you at your lake house this holiday weekend, and not responding to any of them because you’ll be with a new slam, TFM. -CSB 14 years ago at 3:35 pm
nagger_rich Trying too hard? It’s called upgrading and ignoring old pops. Try it sometime. 14 years ago at 7:28 pm
law school srat star Newer phones show all the numbers that a mass text was sent to… sorry boys. You’ll have to try harder now. 14 years ago at 4:13 pm
alpha gamma brho Having the app that sends each message separate. OutsmartingTheSmartphone 14 years ago at 4:15 pm
FrattingInSoIll FUCK YOU. blatantly disrespecting females who put their nose into none of their business. HMWH 14 years ago at 5:08 pm
nagger_rich False. They show all numbers when you send an MMS (e.g. picture of your cock) message, not a regular SMS text. 14 years ago at 7:21 pm
Moose_ It’s not newer phones, it’s just shitty-ass iphones. Blackberries and Androids don’t do that. 14 years ago at 8:36 pm
blonde Yeah.. that’s all fun and games until you send the same text to several girls that are all together. 14 years ago at 5:04 pm
brocephus1865 i hate the response the next day: “why do you always text so late” 14 years ago at 7:22 pm
Fratsketball Yeah that one is hard to dodge. Beating around the bush with your answer. TFM. 14 years ago at 8:40 pm
Bononia BROcet ^this. Or just not replying back and playing the game all over again the next night. 14 years ago at 1:05 am
Classic
14 years ago at 1:46 pm“Hey beautiful,” NF.
“Hey,” TFM.
14 years ago at 1:52 pm^
14 years ago at 7:24 pm“Hey”, TFM. “Howdy darlin”, TSouthernGentlemanM
14 years ago at 1:54 pmhaha i do the same thing
14 years ago at 2:07 pmhowdy darlin’? im from Texas and have never used the word howdy in my life.
14 years ago at 2:15 pm“hey slam” TFM
hey slam = trying too hard to act like im not trying hard at all
14 years ago at 2:18 pmyou must not be a real Texan then… sucks to suck
14 years ago at 3:08 pmNot using the word “darlin'” doesn’t take away from being Texan, and its not used here very often, if at all. Stop trying so hard.
14 years ago at 4:38 pm^Not trying, just happening.
14 years ago at 5:18 pmReceiving multiple “Hey what are you doing?” texts at 3 a.m. from numbers you don’t immediately recognize. TFM
14 years ago at 1:55 pm**Saved numbers whose names you do not recognize. i.e – ‘megan from bar’ ‘girl lights party’ ‘solid 8’
14 years ago at 2:10 pmAlso, “Do not answer 1,” “Do not answer 2″…..
14 years ago at 2:19 pm^both of these
14 years ago at 2:21 pmmy do not answers are variations of the word ‘no’.
And then one “GAH!”
14 years ago at 3:46 pmI have one that says “turn phone off now”
14 years ago at 12:00 pm“hi”
14 years ago at 2:36 pmBoo.
14 years ago at 7:25 pmzac brown band aint real country music
14 years ago at 11:22 pmZac Brown, TGdiM. Kevin fucking Fowler, Aaron Watson, Brantley Gilbert, Johnny Cooper, TFM.
In the wise words of Kevin Fowler and many more “Nashville Sucks”.
14 years ago at 4:49 amZac brown is a KA dumbass
14 years ago at 5:30 amZac Brown Band also dress like they just got off the bus from gdi-ville
14 years ago at 5:32 amI dont give a shit how he dresses his music is what matters. You sound like a slam being so superficial
14 years ago at 8:32 amReceiving texts all week from old slams who hope to run into you at your lake house this holiday weekend, and not responding to any of them because you’ll be with a new slam, TFM.
-CSB
14 years ago at 3:35 pm^ trying to hard
14 years ago at 4:13 pmRisking it and saying fuck you to back up slams. TFTC?
14 years ago at 5:16 pmTrying too hard? It’s called upgrading and ignoring old pops. Try it sometime.
14 years ago at 7:28 pmNewer phones show all the numbers that a mass text was sent to… sorry boys. You’ll have to try harder now.
14 years ago at 4:13 pmHaving the app that sends each message separate. OutsmartingTheSmartphone
14 years ago at 4:15 pmFUCK YOU.
blatantly disrespecting females who put their nose into none of their business. HMWH
14 years ago at 5:08 pmYeah, I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that.
14 years ago at 5:15 pmFalse. They show all numbers when you send an MMS (e.g. picture of your cock) message, not a regular SMS text.
14 years ago at 7:21 pmIt’s not newer phones, it’s just shitty-ass iphones. Blackberries and Androids don’t do that.
14 years ago at 8:36 pmYeah.. that’s all fun and games until you send the same text to several girls that are all together.
14 years ago at 5:04 pmGet your own kitchens
14 years ago at 5:15 pm5ft5 = WINNER
14 years ago at 5:50 pmThreesomes. FaF
14 years ago at 6:10 pmthe kitchens comment was a winner. well played sir
14 years ago at 7:12 pm^34D? sir?
14 years ago at 9:21 pmactually nevermind…
14 years ago at 9:22 pmfederalist- a federalist is a modern day liberal. get off
14 years ago at 7:48 pm“Hi, Son”
14 years ago at 5:53 pm^ Hahahahaha
14 years ago at 6:01 pmIncest.. TFTC?
14 years ago at 9:47 pmi hate the response the next day: “why do you always text so late”
14 years ago at 7:22 pm^ it would seem all girls are the same at times
14 years ago at 8:11 pmYeah that one is hard to dodge. Beating around the bush with your answer. TFM.
14 years ago at 8:40 pm“why do you always text back so late?”
14 years ago at 11:53 pm^this.
14 years ago at 1:05 amOr just not replying back and playing the game all over again the next night.
The “I texted you?” response.
14 years ago at 1:25 am“I’m sorry sweetheart, I don’t even remember doing that”
14 years ago at 12:03 pm