The "Hey Beautiful" mass text to every girl in your phone at 2 a.m. TFM.

    1. GoToHellIllGoToTEXAS

      howdy darlin’? im from Texas and have never used the word howdy in my life.
      “hey slam” TFM

      13 years ago at 2:15 pm
    2. PiKA1868

      Not using the word “darlin'” doesn’t take away from being Texan, and its not used here very often, if at all. Stop trying so hard.

      13 years ago at 4:38 pm
  1. Frat4Life1865

    Receiving multiple “Hey what are you doing?” texts at 3 a.m. from numbers you don’t immediately recognize. TFM

    13 years ago at 1:55 pm
    1. FrattingInSoIll

      **Saved numbers whose names you do not recognize. i.e – ‘megan from bar’ ‘girl lights party’ ‘solid 8’

      13 years ago at 2:10 pm
    2. Dave_Fratthews

      my do not answers are variations of the word ‘no’.

      And then one “GAH!”

      13 years ago at 3:46 pm
    1. alpha gamma brho

      Zac Brown, TGdiM. Kevin fucking Fowler, Aaron Watson, Brantley Gilbert, Johnny Cooper, TFM.

      In the wise words of Kevin Fowler and many more “Nashville Sucks”.

      13 years ago at 4:49 am
    2. Frat off

      I dont give a shit how he dresses his music is what matters. You sound like a slam being so superficial

      13 years ago at 8:32 am
  2. nagger_rich

    Receiving texts all week from old slams who hope to run into you at your lake house this holiday weekend, and not responding to any of them because you’ll be with a new slam, TFM.

    -CSB

    13 years ago at 3:35 pm
    1. nagger_rich

      Trying too hard? It’s called upgrading and ignoring old pops. Try it sometime.

      13 years ago at 7:28 pm
  3. law school srat star

    Newer phones show all the numbers that a mass text was sent to… sorry boys. You’ll have to try harder now.

    13 years ago at 4:13 pm
    1. alpha gamma brho

      Having the app that sends each message separate. OutsmartingTheSmartphone

      13 years ago at 4:15 pm
    2. FrattingInSoIll

      FUCK YOU.

      blatantly disrespecting females who put their nose into none of their business. HMWH

      13 years ago at 5:08 pm
    3. nagger_rich

      False. They show all numbers when you send an MMS (e.g. picture of your cock) message, not a regular SMS text.

      13 years ago at 7:21 pm
    4. Moose_

      It’s not newer phones, it’s just shitty-ass iphones. Blackberries and Androids don’t do that.

      13 years ago at 8:36 pm
  4. blonde

    Yeah.. that’s all fun and games until you send the same text to several girls that are all together.

    13 years ago at 5:04 pm
    1. Fratsketball

      Yeah that one is hard to dodge. Beating around the bush with your answer. TFM.

      13 years ago at 8:40 pm
    2. Bononia BROcet

      ^this.
      Or just not replying back and playing the game all over again the next night.

      13 years ago at 1:05 am