Slayed so many freshman girls that my room became known around campus as "Orientation Station." TFM. chaz chazaington14 years ago
Fratastic1600 “Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole” 14 years ago at 8:20 am
ArnoldPalmer777 “That’s a very fine chardonnay you’re drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.” 14 years ago at 10:18 am
sammyboy56 Chaz, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder. 14 years ago at 9:56 pm
Frat in the Saddle He’s quoting anchorman but using the username of the guy who posted this. He didn’t “fuck up a quote.” 14 years ago at 5:55 am
NintenBRO 64 Are you proud of this? Are you proud of this made-up statement? You were probably up all night thinking of it. 14 years ago at 10:18 pm
Third Reich Bro you’re so elegant and awesome with your old money. Can I suck your nuts? 14 years ago at 10:13 am
The Campus Murderer. FaF.
14 years ago at 7:19 pm“Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?”
14 years ago at 1:14 am“Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole”
14 years ago at 8:20 am“Don’t just stare at it, eat it.”
14 years ago at 10:11 am“I have to return some video tapes.”
14 years ago at 1:44 pm“That’s a very fine chardonnay you’re drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.”
14 years ago at 10:18 amThe Virginity Bandit? Tftc?
14 years ago at 7:23 pmThe sticky bandits, FaF.
14 years ago at 8:46 pmJack Bandit. TFM.
14 years ago at 8:58 pmJack the hymen ripper
14 years ago at 9:55 pmThe Wet Bandits.
14 years ago at 11:05 pmMessin’ with Sasquatch. FaF.
14 years ago at 12:17 amBuzz, your girlfriend, woof.
14 years ago at 12:18 amCan’t stand it, dick bandit…
14 years ago at 8:46 amLook what ya did, ya little jerk
14 years ago at 9:33 amNo you didn’t
14 years ago at 7:27 pmPlease tell us another story!
14 years ago at 7:44 pmAimed at author:
Cool story bro!
14 years ago at 8:01 pmI cannot wait for the sequel.
14 years ago at 8:31 pmhe gets slightly more creepy, they stay the same age
14 years ago at 8:39 pmOh. My. God. You’re my idol.
14 years ago at 9:54 pmChaz, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.
14 years ago at 9:56 pmits brick god damn it
14 years ago at 10:25 pmWay to fuck up a quote
14 years ago at 12:38 amConfusing Anchorman and Wedding Crashers. TFTC?
14 years ago at 1:15 amHe’s quoting anchorman but using the username of the guy who posted this. He didn’t “fuck up a quote.”
14 years ago at 5:55 amAre you proud of this? Are you proud of this made-up statement? You were probably up all night thinking of it.
14 years ago at 10:18 pmNo it didn’t.
14 years ago at 10:21 pmPictures or it didn’t happen… But seriously
14 years ago at 12:10 amBottom Tier Queer
14 years ago at 12:20 amahhahaha yeea ^ thisss
14 years ago at 12:25 amBro you’re so elegant and awesome with your old money.
Can I suck your nuts?
14 years ago at 10:13 am