Slayed so many freshman girls that my room became known around campus as "Orientation Station." TFM.

    1. ArnoldPalmer777

      “That’s a very fine chardonnay you’re drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.”

      13 years ago at 10:18 am
  1. sammyboy56

    Chaz, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.

    13 years ago at 9:56 pm
    1. Frat in the Saddle

      He’s quoting anchorman but using the username of the guy who posted this. He didn’t “fuck up a quote.”

      13 years ago at 5:55 am
  2. NintenBRO 64

    Are you proud of this? Are you proud of this made-up statement? You were probably up all night thinking of it.

    13 years ago at 10:18 pm