1. fuckingyoursister

      Have you ever been to one of these races? 90% of the people in the stands are taking swigs of their beer during the prayer. When in Rome baby.

      13 years ago at 11:02 am
  1. USS Hazer

    This is hilarious. It’s obvious that the pastor understands that it’s a NASCAR event, not a funeral, and there’s no reason to be as pious as some people can get. I like it.

    13 years ago at 2:46 pm
    1. DoubleBlackDiamond

      “Okay, D.W. Reach up there and pull those belts tight ONE MORE TIME!!”
      “BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, Let’s Go Racin’, boys!!”

      13 years ago at 1:23 am
    1. FratBastard

      My thoughts exactly. While I understand the thought in attempting the, Ricky Bobby prayer. Still not right for a pastor to do it.

      13 years ago at 7:50 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      Lighten up. Nowhere in the ten commandments does it say, “definitely do not enjoy your religion. Do not be humorous. Only stick to monotone, overused prayers.”… I don’t find it disrespectful or a mockery because we’re in this place called America, where every man has religious freedom. If he chooses to express his religion in a way that’s out of the ordinary, he has every right to do it.” Thats why the Mayflower came here. Thats why this country was founded. To express your beliefs exactly how you feel is appropriate because every man has his inalienable rights to freedom of speech and religion. You don’t have to like it, but you have no right to disrespect it. If you don’t want to hear it, don’t attend his sermon. Its that easy.

      13 years ago at 9:26 pm
    3. Swim in FRATatoriums

      Tallapoosa – I agree with you, except that the same right that gives the pastor the right to express his religion in the way he sees fit also gives these guys the right to disrespect it in any way they see fit. It’s all in the First Amendment, you might have heard about it.

      13 years ago at 7:43 am
    4. Reaganomic

      I agree with Tallapoosa Snu. The Bible says to delight yourself in the Lord. It does not say suffer in the toils of religion. If we wanted that we would be towelheads. This is not a mockery. He gives thanks in all things just like The Bible says to and he adds entertainment to what many people may seem as a boring formality.

      13 years ago at 10:05 pm
  2. ksig565

    “Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.” Yeah… that’s basically what he was saying there.

    13 years ago at 5:06 pm