1. Frat McFratterson IV

    “Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention Powerade at each grace, I just want to say that Powerade is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to Powerades release of mystic mountain blueberry.”

    13 years ago at 7:51 pm
    1. ShooterMcGavin

      Old Row is the original TFM, but TFM just took it to the next level. That and the guys from old row are all old as balls now considering that site has been around for years.

      13 years ago at 8:45 am
    2. Jeff Spicoli

      Oldrow is the website that TFM steals over 90% of its material from…Woodford>Sterling…Sterling=Bottom Tier Cunt

      13 years ago at 3:21 pm
  2. Bro B Hall

    Nobody is focusing on how great it is that there’s a sport still out there that’s started with an invocation. In this politically correct world, there are still God-fearing patriots at NASCAR races. No, the sport itself isn’t that fratty, but the pure celebration of God and country that proceeds each race makes for a spine-tingling TFM

    13 years ago at 2:06 am
    1. shorthairdontcare

      You’d be surprised at how fratty NASCAR can be. I’m not talking about the fans, but the people in the infield. A racer’s wife defines trophy wife, not to mention 90% of the women in the infield are running around in dresses and heels. Not to mention most NASCAR teams are based out of the south, especially North Carolina and a lot of drivers and owners are known for arriving to the tracks in their helecopters. Whats not to like?

      13 years ago at 10:59 am
  3. True American

    Blindly subjugating yourself to a “higher authority” for which evidence has never been produced. NF. Thinking for yourself and basing your beliefs off of reason, facts, logic, and science. TFM.

    13 years ago at 9:38 am
    1. the tiger

      Thinking that it is within the realm of human “reason, facts, logic, and science” to possibly comprehend the nature and mysteries of the universe, and passing off your ignorance as superiority. Stupid. I won’t even say NF. Just Stupid.

      13 years ago at 7:43 pm
    2. Reaganomic

      True American, if we knew everything ourselves, their would be no reason for faith. Faith is what makes Christianity what it is. I’ve never forced my religion down anyone’s throat, so I won’t tell you to leave the country. But, this amazing country was founded on GODLY principles and our money still bears the motto “In GOD we trust.” So ask yourself, True American, do you agree with our founding fathers?

      13 years ago at 10:00 pm
    3. True American

      Tiger – are you serious? Are you saying that science has not already unraveled many of the mysteries of the universe? Because I believe the guy who invented the vaccine for polio, the guy who discovered that the earth was round, and the guy who found out that the universe did not revolve around the earth would all beg to differ. I’m not saying science knows all the answers – nor does it claim to. I am saying that just deciding that we can NEVER POSSIBLY understand is a cop out.

      And Reaganomic – faith is just when you stop trying to understand something and end up with “because it is that way” as an explanation. I’m not saying I understand everything, but I’m at least not just going to give up trying and pretend like that is a great quality in a person. For reference our country was founded where everyone is free to their own religion – but also free from it. From what I understand about our constitution, it doesn’t seem like the work of people who were developing a “godly” nation. For one, Article 6, Section 3 states, “no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.” Also, the motto “In God we Trust” has only been printed on paper money since 1957 – though I concede that it has been on coins since 1864.

      13 years ago at 7:54 pm
  4. KSSweetheart

    So y’all find it OK that he STARTS the prayer thanking the Lord for Dodges and Chevys but because he thanks the Lord for his smoking hot wife is what irks you? Obviously you need something to complain about.

    13 years ago at 9:39 am
    1. Beaufrat

      I hate women who capitalize things unneccessarily. Think about this when you’re cookin today darlin

      13 years ago at 7:24 am
    2. KSSweetheart

      Actaully, everything I capitalized (with the exception of starts, I guess) was correct. Learning to write properly in English was part of my finishing school.

      13 years ago at 10:03 am
    3. Proper Fratire

      Not to knit pick but since you’re speaking of proper writing I hope you know that “but because he thanks the Lord for his smoking hot wife is what irks you” is grammatically incorrect.

      13 years ago at 10:07 am