Getting the slam lingerie and a panini press for Christmas. TFM.

14 years ago
  3. Todd Marinovich

    Getting head from the hottest girl at your high school reunion in a classroom. TFM.

    14 years ago at 3:08 pm
    4. better_than_you

      ^^ I wish i could just give her a list of chores. I have to draw pictures too or she gets confused and trying to wash my clothes in the oven again…

      14 years ago at 12:14 am
    4. Danny Devitbro

      Michelle, look at what Siouxsig originally posted. Obviously he was just poking fun at that. Next time you have a thought, just keep it to yourself.

      14 years ago at 11:31 pm

  9. “What’s a panini?”
    “A panini is a sandwich.”
    “Why’d you call it a panini?”
    “Well, panini is Italian, I think it means grilled in Italian.”
    “What’s Italian?”
    “That’s a country in Europe. It looks like a boot, kinda shaped…”
    “Like a cowboy boot.”
    “Kinda, let’s make you a sandwich, you wanna hand me one of those, uh, spatulas over there? The purple one…”
    “They’re all yellow…”

    14 years ago at 5:07 pm