“What’s a panini?”
“A panini is a sandwich.”
“Why’d you call it a panini?”
“Well, panini is Italian, I think it means grilled in Italian.”
“What’s Italian?”
“That’s a country in Europe. It looks like a boot, kinda shaped…”
“Like a cowboy boot.”
“Kinda, let’s make you a sandwich, you wanna hand me one of those, uh, spatulas over there? The purple one…”
“They’re all yellow…”
FOURTH! Well played, Dexter.
15 years ago at 2:56 pmGetting head from the hottest girl at your high school reunion in a classroom. TFM.
15 years ago at 3:08 pm^Went to an all boys school.
15 years ago at 3:37 pm^got heeemmmmmm!!!
15 years ago at 3:39 pm^Yes!
15 years ago at 4:12 pm^that’s what she said
15 years ago at 10:03 pmBut I already have a panini press…
15 years ago at 3:09 pmWell you still need your Nittany Lion lingerie.
15 years ago at 5:46 pmDamn you spoil your slam, I just got my slam a new leash.
15 years ago at 3:37 pm^ I decided to step it up this year, so I got her a shock collar.
15 years ago at 4:13 pmI got my slam a list of chores she needs to do.
15 years ago at 5:47 pm^^Electric fence. FaF
15 years ago at 8:17 pm^^ I wish i could just give her a list of chores. I have to draw pictures too or she gets confused and trying to wash my clothes in the oven again…
15 years ago at 12:14 amGetting the slam the breakfast grand slam at Denny’s. TFM.
15 years ago at 3:37 pmno. getting your slam breakfast NF
15 years ago at 10:04 pmGiveing her a ride home should be good enough
15 years ago at 3:56 pmYou really go above and beyond. A firm pat on the backside would suffice.
15 years ago at 6:33 pmGiveing. FaF
15 years ago at 7:04 pmsteven. take a lap, holy crap.
15 years ago at 10:47 pmMichelle, look at what Siouxsig originally posted. Obviously he was just poking fun at that. Next time you have a thought, just keep it to yourself.
15 years ago at 11:31 pmbuyng slams presents NF
15 years ago at 4:06 pm“What’s a panini?”
15 years ago at 5:07 pm“A panini is a sandwich.”
“Why’d you call it a panini?”
“Well, panini is Italian, I think it means grilled in Italian.”
“What’s Italian?”
“That’s a country in Europe. It looks like a boot, kinda shaped…”
“Like a cowboy boot.”
“Kinda, let’s make you a sandwich, you wanna hand me one of those, uh, spatulas over there? The purple one…”
“They’re all yellow…”
Shhhh
15 years ago at 5:20 pm^
15 years ago at 5:40 pmShut up bitch and stay in the kitchen!
15 years ago at 5:48 pm^^^who you callin’ turkey?
15 years ago at 7:07 pmAh, I’m glad I’m not the only sorority girl watching Tim & Eric.
15 years ago at 7:34 pm^Snaps that you got this reference
15 years ago at 8:04 pmi burnt my tongue
15 years ago at 8:06 pm“TSM Intern” spelled with a lower case “L”. That’s cute…
15 years ago at 8:25 pmSmells like horse.
15 years ago at 10:03 pm“Uhhh fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa!”
15 years ago at 10:42 pmhey bitch^
15 years ago at 10:44 pmThose are olives, do you like olives?
MMnnnuhhh Cowboy Boot.
15 years ago at 2:03 amUmmmm who let their slams off a leash? NF
15 years ago at 10:22 amMichelle what can I get you for Christmas?
15 years ago at 12:36 amMichelle only accepts La Perla undergarments because she’s a lady.
15 years ago at 12:51 amBuying your slam a gift. NF
15 years ago at 3:38 pm