Throwback Thursday: Classic Peyton
Peyton has been all over the headlines lately. He was released by Indy in favor of drafting rookie phenom Andrew Luck. Then, he spoils the Tebowmania jerkfest by replacing him in Denver. After Bronco fans completely bought in and made the #15 Tebow jersey the highest seller in the NFL last year, they’ll now hang them in the closet and enjoy watching the future Hall-of-Famer throw on the red, white, and blue.
Let’s celebrate the next chapter in Peyton’s historic career by revisiting some of his classic videos.
Here, Peyton pushes Sprint NFL Mobile while dropping subtle hints about how dominant he is.
In Peyton’s Priceless Peptalk, he explains the reality of obtaining a six-pack for the over 23 year-old non-football player.
In this Peyton peptalk, he walks you through turning your minivan into a shaggin’ wagon.
Here’s Peyton at a Springsteen concert in a button-down and slacks, drink in hand, arm around his dime, listening to the Boss sing about America. Notice the confident head bob.
And of course Peyton’s classic United Way skit from SNL.
At the end though, Peyton is a quarterback, and a damn fine one. Watch him here as he puts Jeff Saturday in his place after suggesting to Peyton they need to pound the rock.
Good job surfing YouTube for me, Dorn. #TeamBacon
13 years ago at 3:33 pmBacon doesn’t even know how to use YouTube.
13 years ago at 3:46 pmAll Bacon does is read comments on TFM’s and repost them. Kinda like all Dorn does is post RFM’s.
13 years ago at 4:21 pm^you’re a tke pledge, I’d give more respect to gingers.
13 years ago at 9:32 pm^
13 years ago at 12:57 pm^^if they had souls
13 years ago at 5:17 pmHe’s no Ryan Leaf.
13 years ago at 3:34 pmLeaf did wig out on his teammates way better
13 years ago at 3:54 pmRyan Leaf is the devil.
13 years ago at 5:32 pmIf he is, he’s pretty god damn pathetic.
13 years ago at 8:40 pmNobody is as good as Ryan Leaf right?
13 years ago at 9:41 pmAll those ads = cash money $$$
13 years ago at 3:34 pm#TeamMadis0n
13 years ago at 3:34 pmFuck you cupid
13 years ago at 7:55 pmGood lord, Dorn. Two columns in one day? Go out and do something man. There’s a whole world out there.
13 years ago at 3:45 pmI’m pretty sure he’s at “work”
13 years ago at 4:09 pmPeyton using the long dick of the law to fuck Tebow. TFM
13 years ago at 3:52 pmI don’t think he fucked Tebow judicially. It was his actual dick.
13 years ago at 4:18 pm^
13 years ago at 4:48 pmSo much for “virgin”
13 years ago at 1:15 am^virgin sacrificed
13 years ago at 3:26 amIn other news, TFM, I took a shit today.
13 years ago at 3:56 pmOnly time to get on TFM is mid-shit
13 years ago at 5:06 pmyo this shits FaF bro!!!!
13 years ago at 6:25 pm^go drown in a bathtub
13 years ago at 9:42 amPeyton Manning the king of mindfucking.
13 years ago at 3:58 pm^this
13 years ago at 4:22 pmyes
13 years ago at 4:49 pmHe was great in Apollo 13.
13 years ago at 4:09 pmI’m missing something here.
13 years ago at 4:46 pmWhere’s Joke Explainer when you need him?
13 years ago at 5:09 pmIt’s funny because he looks like Tom Hanks.
13 years ago at 5:25 pmTom Hanks being at a black-face party. TFTC
13 years ago at 6:13 pmForgot the best one.
13 years ago at 4:13 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-znHzHafMlQ
^ Yes this fucking guy right here.
13 years ago at 9:55 pmMike Motherfuckin’ Tahoe
13 years ago at 3:08 am2 articles in 1 day? Been hitting the addy a little too much today, Dorn?
13 years ago at 4:15 pm^ my thoughts exactly
13 years ago at 4:47 pm