Throwback Thursday: Hazed and Confused
With all the hazing in the news lately we figured that we’d get topical with our Throwback Thursday and relive some of the greatest moments of the classic summer movie “Dazed and Confused.” If you aren’t familiar with the movie then let me give you a quick synopsis I’m not going to explain it to you because clearly you suck at life.
How to Properly Intimidate Pledges
We could all learn a thing or two from this understated, straight to the point, and if you’re on the receiving end of it, terrifying speech. The cherry on top is the teacher cackling at his desk, a reassurance to the soon to be hazed that they are, indeed, fucked.
Nothing’s Worse Than Getting Hazing Blue Balls
You know holding a paddle is awesome when it can even make Ben Affleck look like a badass. Oh and Parker Posey, I’d just like to let you know I’ve never been so turned on.
The Srattier Side of Hazing
“You love us. Smile.” TpSychoM
FAH Q Motherfucker
The most iconic paddling ever caught on film.
KONY 2012!
13 years ago at 5:37 pmPutting the infant back in infantry
13 years ago at 9:05 pm^^ Obama, NF
13 years ago at 9:33 pm^^ What Uganda do about it?
13 years ago at 11:09 pm^ Someone please tell me something was done here.
13 years ago at 8:27 am^No question
13 years ago at 11:38 amUganda be kidding me…
13 years ago at 1:21 pm^^^ Yemen. There’s Norway ya’ll missed that.
13 years ago at 1:07 pmWhat Tommy Fraterville said.
13 years ago at 6:00 pmO’Bannion was definitely one of those guys who was the biggest pussy when he got hazed but later became “King” Hazer.
13 years ago at 6:17 pmProbably because he got hazed the most resulting in knowing exactly how it is done.
13 years ago at 6:31 pm5th year high schooler. TFTC
13 years ago at 2:25 pmAustin, TX is one of the greatest towns in the world. This movie is an awesome representation of it.
13 years ago at 6:26 pmToo bad its not about Austin….
13 years ago at 9:01 pmWestlake? Fucking right
13 years ago at 9:08 pmTry Huntsville, TX fucktard
13 years ago at 2:35 amFirst sentence under plot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazed_and_Confused
13 years ago at 4:20 amBecause everyone knows if it is on Wikipedia it must be true.
13 years ago at 11:22 amMatthew Mcconaughey arrested for playing bongos naked in Austin, TX. TFTC.
13 years ago at 1:09 pm^^shut up asshole you know you use it too
13 years ago at 4:30 pmIt says suburbs of Austin, TX, which implies it is not in Austin.
13 years ago at 12:06 pmI was under the impression it took place in the suburbs of Houston.
13 years ago at 1:28 pmHaha I just watched this last night. Ben Affleck hazed the shit out of everyone.
13 years ago at 6:51 pmThanks.
12 years ago at 4:27 pmBacon posting videos blocked for copyright. TFTC.
13 years ago at 8:09 pmThis wasn’t even Bacon
13 years ago at 8:57 pmI put up the last video originally b/c it had to be ripped and adjusted. Its copyright disabled embedding. Unfortunately YouTube figured out my ruse so we had to repost again.
13 years ago at 9:10 pmOh. Much better. Thank you.
13 years ago at 9:11 pmBehind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
13 years ago at 9:02 pm“Are you cool, man?”
13 years ago at 8:02 amYou got a joint on you, man?…. We’ll it’ be a lot cooler if you did..
And wooderson is the closest thing to a” fratty” stoner that will ever exist.
13 years ago at 9:10 amHe may have been a ginger, but Benny sure could haze some freshman.
13 years ago at 9:36 amThat “Happy Birthday America” sign. TFM.
13 years ago at 5:59 pmThat’s the thing about high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
13 years ago at 7:59 amYes they do
13 years ago at 5:49 pmHow does the black guy get a teaching position?
13 years ago at 7:03 pmClearly because of the bow tie
13 years ago at 12:35 am