Throwback Thursday: Hazed and Confused

With all the hazing in the news lately we figured that we’d get topical with our Throwback Thursday and relive some of the greatest moments of the classic summer movie “Dazed and Confused.” If you aren’t familiar with the movie then let me give you a quick synopsis I’m not going to explain it to you because clearly you suck at life.

How to Properly Intimidate Pledges

We could all learn a thing or two from this understated, straight to the point, and if you’re on the receiving end of it, terrifying speech. The cherry on top is the teacher cackling at his desk, a reassurance to the soon to be hazed that they are, indeed, fucked.

Nothing’s Worse Than Getting Hazing Blue Balls

You know holding a paddle is awesome when it can even make Ben Affleck look like a badass. Oh and Parker Posey, I’d just like to let you know I’ve never been so turned on.

The Srattier Side of Hazing

“You love us. Smile.” TpSychoM

FAH Q Motherfucker

The most iconic paddling ever caught on film.

  1. duckdog

    O’Bannion was definitely one of those guys who was the biggest pussy when he got hazed but later became “King” Hazer.

    12 years ago at 6:17 pm
    1. Hasselhoss

      Probably because he got hazed the most resulting in knowing exactly how it is done.

      12 years ago at 6:31 pm
  2. Keep Fay Town fratty

    Austin, TX is one of the greatest towns in the world. This movie is an awesome representation of it.

    12 years ago at 6:26 pm
  3. FratMuscle

    Haha I just watched this last night. Ben Affleck hazed the shit out of everyone.

    12 years ago at 6:51 pm
    1. Rob Fox

      I put up the last video originally b/c it had to be ripped and adjusted. Its copyright disabled embedding. Unfortunately YouTube figured out my ruse so we had to repost again.

      12 years ago at 9:10 pm
  4. Geordi La Frat

    Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

    12 years ago at 9:02 pm
    1. TomFratMoore

      You got a joint on you, man?…. We’ll it’ be a lot cooler if you did..

      And wooderson is the closest thing to a” fratty” stoner that will ever exist.

      12 years ago at 9:10 am
  5. BellYeah

    That’s the thing about high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

    12 years ago at 7:59 am