“I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whisky and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at once because I am a free American.”
Grammar
1. The study of the way the sentences of a language are constructed; morphology and syntax.
2. These features or constructions themselves: English grammar.
3. An account of these features; a set of rules accounting for these constructions: a grammar of English.
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13 years ago at 2:04 pmThis meal is Ron Swanson approved.
13 years ago at 2:06 pmNot enough whiskey.
13 years ago at 2:15 pm“I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whisky and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at once because I am a free American.”
13 years ago at 3:46 pmGuys, I like the shark.
13 years ago at 5:55 pmHell yeah! Yuengling is awesome. Glad more Greeks around America are starting to drink it more.
13 years ago at 3:15 pmI do not care for it.
13 years ago at 10:54 pmOverrated
13 years ago at 9:01 amIt ain’t bad
13 years ago at 12:08 pmBacon, not kosher…
13 years ago at 3:27 pmKosher. NF.
13 years ago at 5:42 pmTherefore, Bacon not NF. Bacon. F
13 years ago at 11:21 pm^flawless logic. I approve
13 years ago at 6:36 pmEpic Meal Time
13 years ago at 3:38 pmChive?
13 years ago at 4:04 pmYea I’ve seen a lot of people take things from chive and post them like this
13 years ago at 4:03 pmLager is fine, but ale is divine.
13 years ago at 4:38 pmHungry Jack. NF. Aunt Jemima. FAF.
13 years ago at 8:35 pm^THIS.
13 years ago at 9:40 pm^ Aunt Jemima is 3/5’s as good as Hungry Jack.
13 years ago at 10:14 pm3/5s as good as a human, 10x better as a syrup.
13 years ago at 10:49 pmWait a cotton-pickin’ minute. Something has been done!
12 years ago at 10:07 am^ This.
12 years ago at 9:29 pmYou’re all wrong. Quit giving so many fucks.
12 years ago at 5:54 pmThis make me want to wake up before noon to eat breakfast tomarrow.
13 years ago at 9:40 pm^ This makes me want to give you a English lesson in spelling.
13 years ago at 10:15 pm*an. Also, I believe the class you’re reffering to is Grammer. Not “English-Spelling” class.
13 years ago at 2:26 am^^Fuck you and fuck your spelling lesson, boy.
13 years ago at 9:32 am^^First, it is a spelling lesson. Grammar deals with punctuation, sentence structure, and tenses. Second, grammar*.
13 years ago at 11:44 am^Well I took Grammar in private school and we did spelling lessons every day. I guess they do things differently in Pubic School.
13 years ago at 2:36 pm^^^^ ^^^ & ^ Fuck You. ^^ You are correct sir.
Grammar
13 years ago at 5:39 pm1. The study of the way the sentences of a language are constructed; morphology and syntax.
2. These features or constructions themselves: English grammar.
3. An account of these features; a set of rules accounting for these constructions: a grammar of English.
^Fuck you and fuck your name, cum guzzler.
13 years ago at 5:54 pmYou’re all pussies. There, I settled it. Also, i’m going to bitch slap you all so hard that your unborn children are going to come out well mannered.
13 years ago at 12:10 pm^ my God try harder why don’t you
13 years ago at 5:58 pmThis is such a clusterfuck.
12 years ago at 5:53 pmCouldn’t afford real maple syrup you hunyak?
13 years ago at 12:06 am