KKP1855 Knowing how to get her drunk enough to want it but not drunk enough for it to be illegal TFM 13 years ago at 11:38 am
PIKEpledge Seems like your liberal arts education is offering you something before a future of unemployment. 13 years ago at 11:48 am
Bernanke is a Hebe What, your mom didn’t make you take trumpet lessons in middle school? 13 years ago at 4:12 pm
WtF_ ^ Yes. In fact, I’d go as far as to say that the non-fucking ukulele is nf. 13 years ago at 5:52 am
Dave_Fratthews Actually knowing how to fucking play an instrument as a hobby, and not needing it to get laid. TFM 13 years ago at 1:15 pm
Frattington__Bear A guy with the name Dave Fratthews would leave a comment like that. 13 years ago at 1:50 pm
Bernanke is a Hebe I don’t have time for hobbies. I’m too busy getting head from one of my slams while reading Decision Points on the Gulfstream on the way to Aruba while doing upside-down margarita shots and day-trading some stocks from the plane’s Wifi. TTryHardM 13 years ago at 4:11 pm
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13 years ago at 11:30 amNF
13 years ago at 11:31 am^ stop trying to make that happen
13 years ago at 9:23 pm“Gretchen, stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen!”
13 years ago at 11:31 pmMean girls quote TFTC?
13 years ago at 12:35 am^ Knowing it’s a Mean Girls quote.
12 years ago at 3:15 pmRFM.
Knowing how to get her drunk enough to want it but not drunk enough for it to be illegal TFM
13 years ago at 11:38 amSeems like your liberal arts education is offering you something before a future of unemployment.
13 years ago at 11:48 amWhat, your mom didn’t make you take trumpet lessons in middle school?
13 years ago at 4:12 pm^no, douche
13 years ago at 6:39 pm^^yeah trumpet gets me laid every time
13 years ago at 7:26 pmDoes the fucking ukulele count?
13 years ago at 11:49 amAbsolutely
13 years ago at 12:07 pmAs opposed to a non-fucking ukulele?
13 years ago at 4:11 pm^ Yes. In fact, I’d go as far as to say that the non-fucking ukulele is nf.
13 years ago at 5:52 amSplish splash I was taking a bath
13 years ago at 12:22 pm^ Just stop. Please.
13 years ago at 2:01 am^agreed
12 years ago at 10:00 amGetting laid using a kazoo. TFM
13 years ago at 12:27 pm^
13 years ago at 2:59 pm^^
13 years ago at 3:31 pmyup
13 years ago at 1:41 amGetting laid using YOUR kazoo. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:40 amBlowing the kazoo in her coochie. TFM.
13 years ago at 12:15 pm^
12 years ago at 11:13 pmSKIN FLUTE PRO TFTC!
13 years ago at 12:39 pmkill yourself
13 years ago at 11:13 amPlaying the skin flute. TpikeM
13 years ago at 1:55 pm^
13 years ago at 6:11 pmGDI move actually
13 years ago at 12:45 pm^
13 years ago at 3:40 pmYup
13 years ago at 6:10 pmActually knowing how to fucking play an instrument as a hobby, and not needing it to get laid. TFM
13 years ago at 1:15 pmI believe that would go under the criteria of a RFM…
13 years ago at 1:16 pm^This guy
13 years ago at 1:34 pmA guy with the name Dave Fratthews would leave a comment like that.
13 years ago at 1:50 pmI don’t have time for hobbies. I’m too busy getting head from one of my slams while reading Decision Points on the Gulfstream on the way to Aruba while doing upside-down margarita shots and day-trading some stocks from the plane’s Wifi. TTryHardM
13 years ago at 4:11 pm^Your life is bro.
13 years ago at 5:10 pm^^ it’s only FaF if you are short selling
13 years ago at 7:41 pmI was short-selling naked calls. TFTC.
13 years ago at 12:11 am