Knowing how to play an instrument just well enough to get laid. TFM.

  1. KKP1855

    Knowing how to get her drunk enough to want it but not drunk enough for it to be illegal TFM

    12 years ago at 11:38 am
  2. PIKEpledge

    Seems like your liberal arts education is offering you something before a future of unemployment.

    12 years ago at 11:48 am
    1. Bernanke is a Hebe

      What, your mom didn’t make you take trumpet lessons in middle school?

      12 years ago at 4:12 pm
  3. Dave_Fratthews

    Actually knowing how to fucking play an instrument as a hobby, and not needing it to get laid. TFM

    12 years ago at 1:15 pm
    1. Bernanke is a Hebe

      I don’t have time for hobbies. I’m too busy getting head from one of my slams while reading Decision Points on the Gulfstream on the way to Aruba while doing upside-down margarita shots and day-trading some stocks from the plane’s Wifi. TTryHardM

      12 years ago at 4:11 pm