A Japanese Gymnast Named Dong Dong Hopes To Rise Above The Competition In Rio
I’m about to go home for the weekend, but I wanted to whip out this Dong story right quick.
Japanese trampoline gymnast Dong Dong has the gold medal in the palm of his hand. If his previous accomplishments are any indication of what’s to come, there’s no doubt that Dong Dong will stand out in Rio this year.
That Dong is impressive. Look at these stats.
Dong Dong is a Chinese male trampoline gymnast who won the bronze medal in the 2008 Summer Olympics at Beijing, and the gold medal four years later in the 2012 Summer Olympics at London.
I can’t wait to watch Dong Dong bounce around in Rio.
Dong Dong sticks the landing:
All eyes on Dong Dong:
Veiny Dong Dong:
Happy Dong Dong:
Erect Dong Dong:
The Legend of Dong..
I swear to God if I don’t see Fail Friday I will cut off someone’s Dong Dong.
9 years ago at 2:11 pmCan’t sleep on Dong Dong
9 years ago at 2:11 pmI’m pleased that this got written. Thanks, Boosh.
9 years ago at 2:17 pmso is he Chinese or Japanese?
9 years ago at 2:37 pmSame thing
9 years ago at 4:00 pmWtf you dumbasses know that China and Japan are different places right? Or when you were getting your “prestigious” journalism degree did you miss that
9 years ago at 2:59 pmChange your name to shi shi, you bigot.
9 years ago at 7:13 pmHomeboy is definitely Chinese. Boosh is officially the drunk racist uncle.
9 years ago at 3:30 pmSo this confirms it, apparently there is a weekly quota of posts that the writers are required to meet.
9 years ago at 6:01 pmIf he loses is he flaccid Dong Dong?
9 years ago at 12:53 pm