A Lawyer Had 100+ People Mistakenly Text Him For Free Chipotle Yesterday
Yesterday will go down in history as the worst day ever to have the number 888-2222.
As I reported on, Chipotle gave away one free burrito, burrito bowl, salad, or order of tacos coupon to everybody who texted “raincheck” to 888-222 between the hours of 11 a.m. and 6 p.m. EST yesterday. Apparently, a lot of people, in a rush to get their free coupon before they all ran out, didn’t think to double check that the number they were texting was correct. This led to Washington D.C.-area lawyer Hank Levine having quite the interesting Monday.
Thanks @ChipotleTweets for the offer, but 100+ customers who accidentally texted me need a raincheck for yours. pic.twitter.com/xHJyoFvpqx
— Henry Levine (@BethesdaHank) February 8, 2016
For his troubles, Chipotle is going to give Hank some gift cards. Class act.
When Hank asked how he could help all the people who texted him get free burritos, though, Chipotle was not feeling it.
Update: Chipotle rep just said that she doesn't care to reach the 100+ people who got my F-I-L, not free burritos. pic.twitter.com/KDV3fUc7SU
— Dorry Levine (@dorrylevine) February 8, 2016
I love this response. The fewer free burritos handed out, the shorter the already sure-to-be-long-as-shit lines will be.
@WRBolen Yeah you and a zillion other people. Have fun waiting in line for a haphazardly made burrito.
— Jared Borislow (@DeVryGuy) February 9, 2016
Thanks for looking out for us, you corporate drones..
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Not rewarding a fuck up. TChipotleM.
10 years ago at 11:57 amThey’re taking a stand against the pussification of America.
10 years ago at 1:53 pm“That’s sweet”, but no, we don’t give out participation trophies here, you have to earn your burrito.
10 years ago at 2:32 pmHave fun with your salmonella
10 years ago at 11:58 amAt least you tried.
10 years ago at 12:14 pmSwing and a miss!
10 years ago at 12:24 pmLooks like you forgot to swing bud
10 years ago at 12:58 pmNeat
10 years ago at 12:33 pmGot to Chipotle waited an hour and when I got up to pay my phone died and the hippy low life threw my burrito away. Honestly almost boxed in a Chipotle.
10 years ago at 1:55 pmYeah..?
10 years ago at 2:21 pmThis..this is precious. Zip back up those cargo pant legs and don’t fuck this up.
10 years ago at 2:40 pmDo you know who I am?
10 years ago at 7:06 pmNo, he probably didn’t throw the burrito away. Cool story though.
10 years ago at 10:39 pm