A National Registry For The Most Dangerous Group, White Males, Is Now Live

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According to the newly created National Registry of White Males, “white men pose the greatest threat to domestic security for all American Citizens.”

Also from the registry:

As you may or may not know, in America 57% of reported rapes and 64% of mass shootings were committed by white men. 45% of all serial killers are white men. 1 in 3 women will experience some form of domestic violence during their lifetime, and 97% of those domestic violence perpetrators were men.

According to a Newsweek article from earlier this year, Right Wing Extremists pose a greater threat to National security than ISIS, and in the past week alone The Southern Poverty Law Center has registered over 400 reports of hate crimes enacted in the name of the nationalist, racist, and sexist campaign rhetoric espoused by Donald J Trump.

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Forget the nation of Islam, our most immediate threat to domestic security is and always has been white, straight men.

That is why I have decided to do my part as a Red Blooded Patriot by creating The White Male Registry. It is a simple google form complete with questions that will help identify just how much of a threat to American security any individual white male may pose to the general public.

So this happened. It’s obviously a response to Trump floating the idea of mandating that all Muslims living in the United States join a Muslim registry, so I’m thinking it’s done mostly in jest but who really knows anymore.

Candace Thompson, the New York resident who created the website, notes that the registry has collected over 5,500 names. It looks like many of them are people just fucking around, though. Nemo Fuccboi signed it. So did Hitler. It’s a real who’s who of white assholes up in there.

[via A.V. Club, National Registry of White Males]

  1. Drunk Chris Berman

    There should be a national registry for libtards then with their ruthless efforts to try and destroy all the great things in this country in the name of “justice”

    8 years ago at 10:57 am
    1. Drunk Chris Berman

      I think I hit the tequila too hard down here in Mexico City holy shit that was a painful reread

      8 years ago at 11:01 am
  2. 1855_frat

    “Please attach copies of licenses for said firearms”

    Please familiarize yourself with United States law, you dense bitch.

    8 years ago at 11:19 am
  3. Magnum_Dong

    Half of these stats don’t mean shit given percentages of the rest of the population

    8 years ago at 11:22 am
    1. Ramsay Bolton

      *all. Especially when they count Hispanics as white in crime statistics. Basically if they want to talk crime stats they’re gonna have a bad time.

      8 years ago at 2:23 pm
  4. BabyDickClit

    If these chicks on the far left insist on trying to piss off as many white men as they possibly can, they are going to have a really hard time landing a man with a decent credit score.

    8 years ago at 11:24 am
    1. Edwin Epps TFM

      They’ll need it to. It’s not like you need a line of credit to live in a tree, and what does a Prius cost? About $3,000?

      8 years ago at 11:29 am