Actually getting a fish tank for your room. TFM.

    1. Big Boner

      Allow me to correctly translate:
      Buying a fishtank, inviting her to see it, and getting laid because you were actually honest about having one. RFM

      12 years ago at 5:20 pm
  1. CancerFratter

    I wish i could have a fish tank for my room but the nurse said if it spilled on the CAT scan machine id have to pay for it. Shes just mad cause i asked her which of my 2 heads had more hair. I know she was empressed though…that slut…

    12 years ago at 10:44 pm
  2. frat_as_phuck

    I submitted this exact fucking sentence about a month ago and it didn’t get posted. Intern you cum guzzling stay at home custodian jizz mop I hope you fucking walk in on your mom naked/masturbating/cheating on your dad.. die.

    12 years ago at 6:07 am