Delts in your mouth, not in your hand Told my mom my chapped pants were from playing mud football. 15 years ago at 1:50 am
Bevo Fratting What the hell are you doing on here pledge? Come the 17th, you better be at the house 6 AM sharp with a fresh can. 15 years ago at 8:50 am
Name I told her I fell playing basketball when my parents visited. Dad just laughed. 15 years ago at 1:49 pm
King Cotton I told them I was being hazed and my dad was happy I picked a fraternity that wasn’t full of pussies. 15 years ago at 2:23 pm
Told my mom my chapped pants were from playing mud football.
15 years ago at 1:50 amClassic!!
15 years ago at 4:04 amScabby elbows are a possible symptom of herpes.
15 years ago at 5:55 amdid you ask your mom what the bruises on her buttock were from?
15 years ago at 6:51 amWhat the hell are you doing on here pledge? Come the 17th, you better be at the house 6 AM sharp with a fresh can.
15 years ago at 8:50 amI told her I fell playing basketball when my parents visited. Dad just laughed.
15 years ago at 1:49 pmI told them I was being hazed and my dad was happy I picked a fraternity that wasn’t full of pussies.
15 years ago at 2:23 pmHazing is illegal.
15 years ago at 11:14 pmGet the fuck out, geed.
14 years ago at 3:52 pm