Told my mom that the scabs on my elbows were from flag football. TPM.

  1. Delts in your mouth, not in your hand

    Told my mom my chapped pants were from playing mud football.

    14 years ago at 1:50 am
  2. Bevo Fratting

    What the hell are you doing on here pledge? Come the 17th, you better be at the house 6 AM sharp with a fresh can.

    14 years ago at 8:50 am
  3. King Cotton

    I told them I was being hazed and my dad was happy I picked a fraternity that wasn’t full of pussies.

    14 years ago at 2:23 pm