My feet don't smell, my girlfriend makes me more than sandwiches, and I sure as hell don't call my fraternity a frat. TFM.

  1. Roll Tide

    and you’re from Alabama. True Southern Gentleman. Roll Tide or War Eagle. Whatever floats your sperrys

    14 years ago at 4:19 am
  2. Hazeway

    Agreed with everything except that I don’t have a girlfriend. There are quite a few girls who make me more than sandwiches though.

    14 years ago at 4:32 am
  3. Fratty/Classy what's the difference?

    Only GDIs wear socks. If you don’t your feet will smell, i guarantee it.

    14 years ago at 4:38 am
    1. PhitillIDie

      “Only fuckers use that shit.”

      Fantastic argument, sir. What other gems may we expect from you?

      14 years ago at 5:39 am
    2. Stephen AlonzBRo Jackson

      If you have a problem with your feet smelling, you need to go to the the doctor. Gold Bond takes care of that just fine. Get your shit together.

      14 years ago at 11:29 am
  4. IronPhi

    “I sure as hell don’t call my fraternity a frat. Total Frat Move.”

    Goddamn, foiled again.

    14 years ago at 5:40 am
    1. SLAG

      Dumbass. In “Total Frat Move”, frat is an adjective. He means he doesn’t use it as a noun. Fuckin geed

      14 years ago at 11:05 am
  5. Anonymous

    Thank you for this. Nice to know there are still true southern fraternity gentlemen.

    14 years ago at 6:04 am
  6. keep it classy

    Abbreviating fraternity to frat is about as classy as calling your country to cunt.

    14 years ago at 8:00 am
    1. Frats and Dogs

      1. You did not come up with this, you are not the first to post this, and everyone who has looked at this website for more than 5 minutes has heard this before. Stop posting it.
      2. I never refer to the United States of America as “my country,” it sounds dumb.
      3.I would never call the United States to cunt. I’m not sure how you would call anything to cunt. As far as I know, cunt is a noun.

      14 years ago at 2:31 pm
    2. Frattington Fratsworth

      Exactly, you don’t call your country a cunt so don’t call your fraternity a frat

      14 years ago at 3:45 pm
  7. 1848

    you’re feet don’t smell because you dont wear sperry’s.
    the only thing girlfriends are good for is sandwiches and sex.
    frat till i die.

    who let GDI’s on TFM?

    14 years ago at 8:44 am