I don't go to parties. I only make appearances. TFM.

    1. SupremeGrandFratsar

      Agreed. Making appearances is for women and douchebag celebrities. It might be said that I don’t go to parties, but that is only because I am the fucking party.

      13 years ago at 10:21 pm
    1. Danny Devitbro

      Hi there Derek, my name is Little Cleetus. I’m here to talk to you about child labor laws. They’re silly and out-dated.

      13 years ago at 8:40 am
  1. This Fuckin Guy

    You forgot the rest Cletus, you silly hick. You only make appearances because no one fucking likes you.

    13 years ago at 2:31 pm
  2. Proud Devry Alum

    I don’t go to parties. I only go to gay orgies sponsored by TKE and PIKE.

    13 years ago at 2:48 pm
    1. Presidents Son

      ^^That’s normally something you keep between you and the other butt pirates. But hey, whatever pokes your pooper I guess.

      13 years ago at 9:27 am
  3. Douglas MacArthur

    So you make a short appearance at a party, then promptly get kicked out?

    13 years ago at 4:45 pm
  4. charliebrohurst

    Why don’t you take this towel and gatorade here, sport. You’re trying really hard over there.

    13 years ago at 5:13 pm