Alabama And Auburn Couple Celebrate Valentine’s Day In Most Alabama Way Possible
Speaking as a northerner, there are a number of appealing and unique aspects that I see when I view southern culture: SEC football, southern hospitality, traditional values, and a seemingly infinite amount of quality whiskey and bourbon. One area that you appear to be lacking, however, is in the romance department, as displayed by Meagan Nicole Jordan and her boyfriend.
This past weekend, the couple decided to celebrate Valentine’s Day in a way that is bound to hit you right in the feels: by exchanging promise rings in front of a Walmart jewelry display. The, for lack of a better word, incident took place at a Walmart in Saraland, Alabama — a suburb of Mobile.
This couple was engaged tonight at the Wal-Mart in Saraland, Alabama at about 9 p.m. tonight. Please share so they can have their pictures, I was with my mother at the time! Did not catch their names!
Posted by Haleigh Holcomb Lynch on Sunday, 14 February 2016
To add to the strangeness of this couple, the photographs provided by bustedcoverage.com give clear evidence that the two are split in terms of their state of Alabama football allegiances — Jordan supporting the Tigers of Auburn, while her boyfriend proudly wears the crimson and ivory of the University of Alabama.
Imagine the stories that they will have to tell their kids down the line.
“Mommy and I exchanged promises rings at a Walmart on Valentine’s Day, went home, made some sweet love on the futon and that’s how you came about. However, we are now in the process of getting a divorce because I told her I value my autographed picture of Nick Saban more than my relationship with her parents.”
We can only hope that the rest of Alabama isn’t as hopelessly lost when it comes to love as these two appear to be..
Saraland is a waste of land. Mobile, Birmingham, Huntsville, Gulf Shores, and Auburn are great places to live. It’s people like these that give Bama a bad rep
10 years ago at 8:40 pmWhy do these people give Alabama a bad rep? A couple gets engaged and that’s embarrassing for your state? I know it’s a satirical website, but we shouldn’t be trashing people for getting engaged. Plenty of things about Alabama to be embarrassed about… Not sure I’d consider this one of them
10 years ago at 9:14 pmI meant more of the engagement being at a Walmart, not the engagement itself
10 years ago at 8:34 amFukz yes.
10 years ago at 7:33 pmSaraland is the trash of Mobile if anybody is wondering……
It’s good to see cousins get along like this
10 years ago at 9:36 pmKeep trying
10 years ago at 11:48 pmSwing….
10 years ago at 12:18 am“Speaking as a northerner”
Fucking Yankee
10 years ago at 12:12 amwell if he didnt rock the crimson, he would look like a skin head
10 years ago at 4:41 amThat guy’s outfit is hideous. And that blue shirt isn’t very good either.
10 years ago at 5:06 amThis picture sums up to me how I view and think on how the stereotypical Alabama person looks like. DIABEEETUSSSS
10 years ago at 11:26 amWe aren’t.
10 years ago at 7:28 pm