Alabama Phi Mu Has Arrived, Brings War To SEC Territory

This is the best war in the history of mankind. The Phi Mu chapter at the University of Alabama didn’t want to SEC to be left out, and they came packing a punch.

Check out their full Tumblr page HERE. Highlights are below.

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Look at the impressive tongue on that beast.

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I LIVE THERE!

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Holy shit. I have found my future wife.

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I don’t even know what this is, but they included it, and I’m stoned, so it’s cool.

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Kinda feeling that fish.

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    1. Devil n A Saint

      Seems like you have upset the inbreds. Glad you can see through the smoke and mirrors.

      10 years ago at 1:30 pm
  1. Frat_Team_6

    Would shave my frock with a rusty machete followed by a salt water bath to be that monkey sitting on those fun bags.

    10 years ago at 12:38 pm
  2. Fratman1869

    SEC is just a different kinda hot, more like a “take home to meet mom and dad” kinda hot.

    10 years ago at 12:41 pm
  3. DornFromMajorLeague

    Aren’t interns supposed to have shit jobs? Fuck I’d trade my 401k with bennys for a job that involves looking at slams while stoned. I mean got damn

    10 years ago at 12:57 pm
    1. StarShieldandLamp

      Well.. when you put it that way, it doesn’t seem like such a bad job.

      10 years ago at 1:40 pm
  4. LeGronk

    Leave it to the intern to pick the ugliest chick in the column for his “future wife”.

    10 years ago at 1:04 pm
      1. Jon M Fratsman

        Give me crawfish boil girl on the left with the green aviators and face paint.

        10 years ago at 2:22 pm