Alex Buccilli Of Coastal Carolina Is The Cockiest Athlete In Sports

So this is Alex Buccilli, outfielder for the Coastal Carolina Chanticleers. He’s a .274 hitter with minimal power from the left side, and THIS is what he looks like when he steps into the batter’s box:

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This is the most ridiculous, unnecessary batting stance I’ve ever seen. Ever. It’s like he is intentionally making his body work extra hard before getting into actual hitting position. That’s got to be so uncomfortable. No real reason for it whatsoever, and I won’t listen to any argument that disagrees. You know his quads and hammies are just on fire when he squats down into place and holds it until the pitcher delivers, like Jeff Bagwell times a thousand.

And for what? To look like a complete asshole?

So cocky. So arrogant. Such an asshole. I love this guy.

Dude deserves to get ear-holed every at-bat, but that’s some real baseball swagger right there.

[via Bleacher Report, Twitter]

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  1. CollegeBallFraturday

    It’s like the old school Andruw Jones batting stance, except he’s squatted down to take a crap pre-swing and mid-swing. No wonder he only has .274 average as a position player.

    12 years ago at 10:57 am
    1. PhiPsiPhrat

      I’d love to see Cole Hamels welcome him to the big leagues like he did to Bryce Harper.

      12 years ago at 11:21 am
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      He welcomed him to the big leagues, then Harper stole home on him. Harper shut him up.

      12 years ago at 2:46 pm
  2. BrosephGordonLevitt

    He needs to change a lot if he’s only hitting .274 in college. That’s not even close to being good.

    12 years ago at 11:00 am
  3. Noonan

    How does he even see the ball and then get his hands loaded from that stance? No wonder why he’s hitting fucking .274 for a mediocre D-1 school

    12 years ago at 1:33 pm