All I Want To Do After Watching This Ridiculous ’80s PSA About Cocaine Is Rail Lines
10 years ago

The ’80s were a fun time. Apparently, they were such a fun time, filled with cocaine users partaking in a little booger sugar, that it was necessary to create a fun little PSA about the effects of cocaine. It’s quite ridiculous.

100% that 1-800-COCAINE was just running busy signals 24/7 due to the influx of calls coming in.

It’s interesting that, according to this, snorting up a line is equivalent to playing Russian Roulette. Seems like a little bit of a stretch to make that kind of assumption. BUT, I will say that it’s that kind of adrenaline that gets my blood flowing.

After watching this, I think I might go out tonight and hit the slopes, maybe even play a little Russian Roulette myself. That’s the kind of rush that makes life worth living. Everyone needs to have a little Charlie “Wild Card, bitches” moment in their life.

  3. SigmaAlphaMan

    It’s just commonly acceptable now to not post fail Friday unless the shittern feels like it?

    10 years ago at 10:14 am
    1. IglooButts

      I love your name because Sigma Alpha is an agricultural sorority. How’s the post op penis treating you?

      10 years ago at 11:22 am
      1. SigmaAlphaMan

        Sigma alpha is a bunch of fat hillbilly bitches from the south. Not what I was referring to but I like your effort

        10 years ago at 11:54 am