All I Want To Do After Watching This Ridiculous ’80s PSA About Cocaine Is Rail Lines
9 years ago

The ’80s were a fun time. Apparently, they were such a fun time, filled with cocaine users partaking in a little booger sugar, that it was necessary to create a fun little PSA about the effects of cocaine. It’s quite ridiculous.

100% that 1-800-COCAINE was just running busy signals 24/7 due to the influx of calls coming in.

It’s interesting that, according to this, snorting up a line is equivalent to playing Russian Roulette. Seems like a little bit of a stretch to make that kind of assumption. BUT, I will say that it’s that kind of adrenaline that gets my blood flowing.

After watching this, I think I might go out tonight and hit the slopes, maybe even play a little Russian Roulette myself. That’s the kind of rush that makes life worth living. Everyone needs to have a little Charlie “Wild Card, bitches” moment in their life.

  3. SigmaAlphaMan

    It’s just commonly acceptable now to not post fail Friday unless the shittern feels like it?

    9 years ago at 10:14 am
    1. IglooButts

      I love your name because Sigma Alpha is an agricultural sorority. How’s the post op penis treating you?

      9 years ago at 11:22 am
      1. SigmaAlphaMan

        Sigma alpha is a bunch of fat hillbilly bitches from the south. Not what I was referring to but I like your effort

        9 years ago at 11:54 am