Dad's quarterly bonus check looked like a phone number. TFM.

    1. FratwallJackson

      I think LukeKranz was appropriately noting that none of us should know who Wiz Khalifa is.

      13 years ago at 7:45 pm
    2. blowisfrat

      But let’s be honest LukeKranz you know goddamn well who Wiz Khalifa is so fuck you.

      13 years ago at 10:08 pm
    1. Year Around Frat

      ^Dammit, with that statement, a true fratstar has to be a billionaire, not just a millionaire. At this rate of frat inflation, it looks like I’ll never be fratty.

      13 years ago at 12:38 pm
  1. GoFratWin

    Wiz Khalifa. NF Lots of money. NF Phone numbers. NF

    I figured I’d get it out of the way in one post before someone else did it…

    13 years ago at 1:56 pm
  2. StayFrattyAlum

    Quarterly bonus? The Big Swinging Dicks and Master’s of the Universe get their bonuses at year-end. No I-bank, HF, PE, or VC shops pay out quarterly. At least none that I know of.

    13 years ago at 2:25 pm
    1. TheBushLegacy

      Did you really not have the time to spell out….investment bank, hedge fund, private equity, or venture capital?

      13 years ago at 7:12 pm
    2. broald reagan

      That’s like saying did you really not have the time to spell out “Total Frat Move.” Shut up. You should know what they are.

      13 years ago at 7:50 pm
    3. BROdeur

      Some sweet Wall St. References there. Lemme guess your gonna challenge your MD to some liar’s poker after you finish the next pitchbook. Oh and what about “where are the customer’s yachts?” too bad you couldn’t fit that in there too. But I’ll just venture a guess you haven’t been working long enough to know about compensation and that wall st. Isn’t the only industry that pats bonuses

      13 years ago at 9:47 pm
    1. BROdeur

      “He said he wanted to follow me into the family business.
      But your a medical doctor?”

      13 years ago at 9:41 pm
    2. Shep and Ian

      “Believe me, I’ve told him, but he keeps saying, “it’s all about who you know.”

      13 years ago at 11:49 pm