Amanda Bynes On Her Arresting Officer: “He Slapped My Vagina”
Man, I can’t help but love this chick. 100% entertainment, 100% of the time. A recent schtick of hers, and maybe my favorite from her repertoire, was basically calling all of her “haters” ugly on Twitter. You say she needs help? You’re ugly. You say she’s acting crazy. Boom. Ugly. You don’t like her new bleach blonde wig look? It’s because you’re stupid and ugly. It’s been fun to watch.
Now, after her recent arrest, she’s back behind a keyboard letting everyone know the real story about what went down. Here’s Amanda Bynes’ account of her arrest from earlier this week, via Twitter:
One minute you’re just chilling in your New York City apartment, totally sober and minding your own business, opening up your window for some fresh air, then the next thing you know a police officer comes in and just slaps the hell out of your vagina.
It’s a scenario we’ve all seen play out many times before. I believe her. If you think she’s lying, you’re ugly.
[via Twitter]
Image via ABC News
I’d slap
12 years ago at 6:43 pmShe deserves a cunt punt not a slap.
12 years ago at 6:44 pmSeems legit.
12 years ago at 6:44 pmBoy do I love to hear more from another train wreck.
12 years ago at 6:45 pmhttp://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1667460/vagina-slap-o.gif
12 years ago at 6:49 pmThere’s something inside of me that thinks that girl’s 15.
12 years ago at 4:23 amAnother cop abusing his powers to slap celebrity vag. How unfortunate.
12 years ago at 6:50 pmIt was more efficient when we used to stone them, but either way, it looks like we’ll have a good harvest this year.
12 years ago at 6:59 pmI like the South Park reference.
12 years ago at 3:46 pmA cop slapped My Vagina once. Funny thing is I was wearing sperrys while he did it. I had just robbed an old ladys purse to fund my addiction to sudafed and viagra (killer boners man killer boners) and I was in an alley flipping through the contents. I found a dildo (that was completely dry despite what appeared to be years of wear and tear) a bunch of cash, an ID, and a copy of readers digest. So I’m like “sick readers digest my favorite. I’ve been wondering how to bake strawberry shortcake in four easy steps” when all of a sudden I notice a cop is running after me. So I sic my trusty chihahua who’s name was “My Vagina.” And what do you know the dickhead cop slaps him. This made my chihahua mad and he bit off the cops wiener. I threw the dildo at the cop as a consolation present and I ran off to play with My Vagina.
12 years ago at 7:03 pmTl;dr
12 years ago at 8:10 pmaddy-rant;dr
12 years ago at 8:42 pmTaking slapping the bag to a whole new level
12 years ago at 7:52 pmCan’t beat Amanda Bynes in her glory days though.
12 years ago at 9:02 pm