Amanda Bynes On Her Arresting Officer: “He Slapped My Vagina”
Man, I can’t help but love this chick. 100% entertainment, 100% of the time. A recent schtick of hers, and maybe my favorite from her repertoire, was basically calling all of her “haters” ugly on Twitter. You say she needs help? You’re ugly. You say she’s acting crazy. Boom. Ugly. You don’t like her new bleach blonde wig look? It’s because you’re stupid and ugly. It’s been fun to watch.
Now, after her recent arrest, she’s back behind a keyboard letting everyone know the real story about what went down. Here’s Amanda Bynes’ account of her arrest from earlier this week, via Twitter:
One minute you’re just chilling in your New York City apartment, totally sober and minding your own business, opening up your window for some fresh air, then the next thing you know a police officer comes in and just slaps the hell out of your vagina.
It’s a scenario we’ve all seen play out many times before. I believe her. If you think she’s lying, you’re ugly.
[via Twitter]
Image via ABC News
Never go full retard.
12 years ago at 11:07 pmShould have slapped her head straight.
12 years ago at 11:59 pmWho knew Cunt Punt’s dad was a cop?
12 years ago at 1:19 amIt explains the anger… Well done.
12 years ago at 7:45 amIf only the Amanda Bynes of my childhood were still here, she would probably vagina slap this Amanda Bynes half way across the country.
12 years ago at 6:20 amBring in the dancing lobsters.
12 years ago at 2:02 pmI think that’s more than 140 characters
12 years ago at 3:39 pmSlapping vaginas. TFM
12 years ago at 8:21 pmThe cop was just power blasting the box, obviously.
12 years ago at 1:18 pmWe wouldn’t have this problem if @Drake had murdered her vagina
12 years ago at 8:55 pmFuck liberals
12 years ago at 9:03 pm