A&M’s Chancellor Throwing Next Level Shade At Texas For Selling Alcohol During Football Games

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The University of Texas announced yesterday that it planned to sell alcohol at all home football games this fall. The decision was met with its fair share of criticism and jokes, but none reached the level of A&M Chancellor John Sharp. This Aggie receives an A+ in professional trolling.

Ice. Cold. A&M isn’t even doing well in the SEC and that troll still stings.

If we are battling university chancellors, I’ll still take University of Texas chancellor and former U.S. Navy admiral Bill McRaven who led the mission to kill Osama Bin Laden. I mean, who can forget his amazing commencement speech? Nobody, because we all watched it and absorbed its message–choosing to live by it every day.

I don’t like you Sharp, but I respect you. That was a well done own.

Now please, can we just play football again?

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      1. Taco12PackGuy

        Responding to your own comment and up-voting it. Yeah you know all about power moves.

        10 years ago at 4:31 pm
  1. Frichael Frordan

    Credit to Aj Walkin: Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King’s history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
    1.Only player in nba history to quit because of air conditioner
    2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship
    3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape
    4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times
    5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars
    6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend
    7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
    8.Lose not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 times in the Finals.
    9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team
    10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
    11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet (Nate Robinson)
    12.Flop every single game in the playoffs
    13.Choke 4 out of 5 finals games by dropping FG% by 18
    14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
    15. Shoot a terrible percentage in an elimination game at 13-33 to match his finals record of all time.
    16. Calls himself the greatest in the world, only to lose the next game in his hometown.
    17. Insults the fans of the NBA and “their personal problems” because he lost in the NBA finals.
    18. Sits on the floor and whines after a non-call instead of getting back on defense.

    10 years ago at 4:21 pm
    1. Con Seannery

      Did you really think this was the place for an insecurity fueled Lebron tirade? Nobody here cares.

      10 years ago at 6:56 pm
  2. ThurstonHowell_IV

    You using the phrase “throwing shade” makes so many things clearer.

    10 years ago at 4:57 pm
  3. FratstarsnStripes

    I’m also here to comment on the use of “throwing shade.” I’m against it.

    10 years ago at 5:51 pm
  4. Fratcatinthehat

    Hardly read the shitty article. Watched the entire UT commencement speech by admiral McRaven

    10 years ago at 9:46 pm
  5. FrankNicodemus

    If you came to read the comment section, just turn around and go back. There’s nothing of any profound significance here.

    10 years ago at 10:38 pm