An Oklahoma University Is Making All Incoming Freshmen Wear Fitbits So They Don’t Get Fatter

Oral Roberts University is mandating the use of Fitbit fitness trackers for all incoming freshmen students. The trackers will monitor the students’ daily physical activity, such as the number of steps taken, as well as their heart rates, either due to physical activity or the ingestion of amphetamines. The trackers will collect data when students are both on and off campus.

The data acquired by the Fitbits will be automatically submitted to the university and the students will receive grades based on that data. This concept is not new to Oral Roberts — prior to the implementation of Fitbits, students were required to log their daily activity and turn their reports over to the university for review.

From NBC News:

An Oklahoma university is taking a novel approach to fighting the “Freshman 15”: Require all incoming students to wear fitness trackers.

Oral Roberts University, a Christian university in Tulsa, announced earlier this month that all first-years must wear Fitbits — watches that track how much activity a person does. Their fitness data will be tracked by the school and will affect students’ grades.

While mandatory for all incoming freshman this year, Oral Roberts said it “has opened the program up to all students,” and said the campus bookstores have already sold more than 550 of the popular gadgets.

I’m all about the promotion of a healthy lifestyle, but this is a little Big Brother-ish, isn’t it? America is the fattest country on the planet because we’re free as fuck. Free to eat fast food after leaving the bars and free to lay around the entire next day and nurse our hangovers. That’s what American college students do.

Have fun in never-ending PE class, Oral Roberts students.

[via NBC News]

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    1. Chicbro State

      I was thinking how I’d just jerk off with mine on but the dog idea is good too I guess

      10 years ago at 2:37 pm
  1. AlotInsideAmySchumer

    Here’s one solution. Have dining halls that serve something other than food that clogs your arteries. Another solution, have dorms that have a god damn stove and oven instead of ones that have a “kitchen space” to actually fucking cook in.

    10 years ago at 1:07 pm
      1. Hungover Hero

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        No, I don’t have feelings, ’cause feelings are gay
        Something, something in the month of May
        Bitches love my penis, ’cause it’s really big

        10 years ago at 1:36 pm
    1. SlipperyPete

      They say it’s really hard to get into, but once you’re in you’d be surprised how much you like it.

      10 years ago at 2:45 pm
  2. Stockton28

    I understand the idea, but unless the university is paying for them, screw that

    10 years ago at 1:41 pm
    1. Beer Jacket

      This is one of the things where the university will just add the expense to tuition costs and make you pay for it four times over.

      10 years ago at 3:15 pm
  3. Sark Manchez

    Not the first time you’ve ended something with “have fun in PE class” is it Dorno.

    10 years ago at 2:21 pm