Andrew Luck Is The Nicest Shit-Talker In Sports
If you’re one of those slapdicks who only enjoys athletes who “play the game the right way” and “act like they’ve been there before,” you no doubt love everything Andrew Luck stands for. He stayed in school to get his degree, he always puts blame solely on his shoulders, and gosh darn it, he “just wins, baby.”
The latest news on the Colts franchise quarterback should come as no surprise, either: he’s the nicest dude in the game.
At this point, I imagine all you traditionalists are just stroking your meat to 12 and his excessively positive demeanor. Sure, it’s refreshing to see a quarterback get hit and not immediately look for the flag, but this is just overboard. I need some fire in my gunslinger. I want him to seek out the corner who’s been shit-talking the entire game, get in his grill after a touchdown, and just lay it on him à la Tom Brady. Instead, Colts fans are stuck with this:
From The Wall Street Journal:
“You know if you hear a quarterback get mad, you are in his head,” [Nolan] Carroll said. “With Luck, you thought you hurt the guy, you hear ‘good job’ and you just say ‘aw, man.’”
“You want to say thank you but then you say ‘wait a second–I’m not supposed to like you!’” [Ryan] Kerrigan said.
Call me crazy, but I’m not buying him being this annoyingly humble. This has to be an elaborate ploy to get defenders to subconsciously let up on him, right? Where players have no problem suplexing Johnny Manziel and celebrating with the money hands, they’ll genuinely feel bad about blasting Luck. Meanwhile, 12 takes advantage and carves up the D like a cold-blooded killer. It’s not good sportsmanship, it’s some next level reverse psychology bullshit. Yeah, I’m on to you, Andrew..
[via The Wall Street Journal]
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Andrew Luck is great. He was a fantastic fantasy QB this year, too.
10 years ago at 3:55 pmWhy don’t you suck him off, while you’re at it.
10 years ago at 4:01 pmNice one!
10 years ago at 4:05 pmWith the fantasy points he puts up and the money I’m going to win from the league, I might as well and call it prostitution.
10 years ago at 4:07 pmFavorite thing about him is that he uses a flip phone even though he’s making a shit ton. That’s gotta be a TFM.
10 years ago at 4:01 pmBeing a billionaire, and still using a flip phone. TJerryJonesM.
10 years ago at 4:03 pmThat’s his burner phone he uses to call all the prostitutes to give him VIP suite BJ’s
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Yep.
10 years ago at 8:06 pmWell aware of those posts, Mr Sleazy Asshole. Which is why I didn’t submit it to the wall, it just made for a good comment.
10 years ago at 8:42 pm“The Amish Rifle” as I call him.
10 years ago at 4:01 pmMaking your enemies like you. TFM
10 years ago at 4:02 pmNo, no it’s not.
10 years ago at 5:40 pmIt would seem based off the amount of laps you’ve taken, that it is
10 years ago at 8:24 pmI look forward to beating the colts this Sunday.
10 years ago at 4:02 pmMurray has already handed you the lost
10 years ago at 4:11 pmAs long as Tony Romo and Dez Bryant are healthy and ready, I think we’ll be good. Our running game wasn’t strong last night against the eagles and we still pulled out a win.
10 years ago at 4:16 pmI told you jerks we were gonna beat the Colts and you didn’t believe me! 42-7. NFC East Champions, bitches! #JasonGarrettForCoachOfTheYear
10 years ago at 6:17 pm#CowboysNation
10 years ago at 6:17 pmCool article, hammer!
10 years ago at 4:03 pmhttp://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i274/Papale3/Sports%20gifs/bradytalk.gif
10 years ago at 4:12 pmSwing.
10 years ago at 4:13 pmAnd a miss.
10 years ago at 5:22 pmIn my opinion the most intimidating opponents are the guys that do not have to talk shit. They just let their playing do the talking. Like Teddy said “Speak softly, and carry a big stick”
10 years ago at 4:23 pmThe most intimidating opponents are ones who could talk up a shitstorm AND back it up. Guys like Jordan and Bird would invite their opponents to watch them shoot a 3 right in their fucking face, then proceed to shoot said 3 right in their said fucking face every time.
10 years ago at 6:01 pmlike i said in my opinion.
10 years ago at 1:02 amGreat article! Nice job!
10 years ago at 5:30 pmWHAT A FRUIT. I BLAME HARBAUGH.
10 years ago at 5:37 pm