Another Drunk South Carolina Kid Passed Out In A Urinal Trough At Pavlov’s
9 years ago

Whatever they’re serving at Pavlov’s, a popular University of South Carolina bar, I don’t want to drink it. Shots of straight Everclear with a crushed up Xanax rim? I don’t know what else can get you drunk enough to make yourself okay with passing out in a urinal trough. I guess 30 shots of tequila would do the trick too. Either way, as we’ve covered before, this is starting to become a recurring issue for the bar.

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Get it together, South Carolina. How is this the place you keep passing out? Not in the gutter, not at your table, not even in a bathroom stall. You beeline straight for a giant bucket of piss. I’ve been real drunk in my life, but never “Pass out in the human waste of a hundred dudes” drunk. Pavlov’s must be a hell of a time.

Get tested, kid.

  2. Steroid are frat

    Have you guys just stopped trying? There was no need to make this in to a article

    9 years ago at 8:20 pm
  4. Keep It Buttery

    What’s going on with that third sentence, Bacon? You’re typically the most grammatically sound writer on this site.

    Also, I hope all these horse shit advertisements are making y’all some fat cash. Maybe some Slim4Life for Dan and a facial reconstruction for Slightly Below Room Temperature Piece? Just a few suggestions.

    9 years ago at 8:24 pm
  6. Theta_Theta

    You guys mailed it in more this week more than I mailed it in on my finals and that’s saying something

    9 years ago at 9:19 pm
    1. DornFromMajorLeague

      “Mailing in your finals” -TCorrespondence SchoolM. Fuckin’ nailed it.

      9 years ago at 10:58 pm
      1. Theta_Theta

        The university of American Samoa is a proud academic institution and you will show it respect #GoBrainCoral

        9 years ago at 12:38 am