Carrying your box of Franzia around the wine mixer like a boom box. TFM.

    1. Jerry Fratdusky

      A TSM is like an abortion. You don’t want to admit that it happened, but it did.

      14 years ago at 4:33 pm
    2. Florida Fratdaddy

      I agree with Shooter. This is the most NF move I have ever read on this website. Enjoy your boxed wine, you bitch. TSM*

      14 years ago at 8:42 pm
  1. VelociFratter

    Absolutely nothing about drinking wine should ever be a TFM. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    14 years ago at 1:59 pm
    1. Rock Chalk Fratpack

      Poors don’t drink wine? Where do you think the word “wino” came from?

      14 years ago at 3:58 pm
    2. FaFTexas

      Wino is an alcoholic who drinks cheap wine. Cheap wine isn’t wine just like black people aren’t people.

      14 years ago at 4:04 pm
    3. Sailing_The_Blue_Sea

      @FAFTexas. I gotta give you props on that comment. Every word you said is dead on!

      14 years ago at 5:08 pm
    4. Tallapoosa Snu

      Good wine is one thing, and usually acceptable. Box wine is a headache for women.

      14 years ago at 6:51 pm
  2. jason_frattimore

    may I add that the name of the date function was the Fratalina Wine Mixer. ΔΧ

    14 years ago at 2:14 pm
    1. anon7472974648

      No way, you saw that moving picture starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly also? And here I am thinking that I was the only one.

      I hope you and the rest of your guido fraternity gets trampled to death by an 80’s Billy Joel cover band.

      14 years ago at 2:46 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      “I hope you and the rest of your guido fraternity gets trampled to death by an 80′s Billy Joel cover band.” insult points:1…. however, originality points: 10

      14 years ago at 6:52 pm
    3. Frat Seizure_1890

      JParksCaldwell, you’ve been to every Delta Chi chapter in the country? And they’re all guidos??? Tell me more!

      14 years ago at 8:58 pm