Took a girl to Golden Corral and told her all she could have is a salad. TFM.

    1. Built_Frat_Tough

      Winning her over with integrity and respect instead of fancy restaurants. RFM.

      13 years ago at 9:22 pm
    2. thefratloft

      True. But there’s a perfectly acceptable middle ground between golden corral and a “fancy restaurant”, pal.

      13 years ago at 9:26 pm
    3. Built_Frat_Tough

      Taking her out for a nice seafood dinner, and then calling the next day to say how much you enjoyed her company. RFM.

      13 years ago at 9:31 pm
    4. VelociFratter

      Taking her out to a nice seafood dinner, then never calling back. TDorothyMantoothM.

      13 years ago at 9:56 pm
    5. Mr Burgundy

      I’m gonna take your mother Dorthy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and NEVER call her again! Oh how I miss my good buddy champ…

      13 years ago at 10:55 am
    1. BroswickStew

      Or possibly because if you’ve ever go to one, you’ll quickly notice that the clientele is darker than Germany’s Black Forest.

      13 years ago at 7:30 am
    2. news993

      Coming from a black person we don’t go to Golden Corral, we go to the Waffle House if anything

      13 years ago at 8:50 am
    1. PIKEpledge

      ^ because we’re fucking rich and that’s how we roll. Ruth’s Chris at the minimum..

      13 years ago at 8:08 am
    2. Fratonyourface

      ^ try a little harder, pledge. Maybe you’ll convince people you’re cool.

      13 years ago at 9:44 am
    3. Forever Frat

      Spiking a girls drink with Rufilin, and leaving her to wake up in a ditch the next morning. RPikeM.

      13 years ago at 2:05 pm
  1. JackFrataghy

    You took a girl to Golden Coral?! Why the fuck would you abuse a woman like that?

    13 years ago at 9:23 pm
    1. Ball hazer

      Sorry it took me so long, I got here as quickly as I could once I heard what had happened

      13 years ago at 12:08 pm
  2. Blu_Bro

    Holy shit… I hope she punched you in the dick and left as soon as you took her ass there.

    13 years ago at 9:35 pm