Took a girl to Golden Corral and told her all she could have is a salad. TFM.

  1. Rihanna Deserved It

    I prefer to take my women to Chilis, where i order the most “expensive” thing on their menu,
    tell the waitress its the girls birthday, and leave as soon as all the pain-in-the-ass employees begin singing to her. but thats only if they’re dating material

    13 years ago at 7:25 am