Apparently There Was a Pretty Huge Beer Truck Crash on I-70 (PICTURE)

Even though I’m a St. Louisan and thus a Bud Light drinker, and consider Miller Light to be the beverage preferred by those looking to quench their thirst after a long, hot day sweating over a redneck chemistry set in a backwoods meth lab, it’s still sad to see all that beer go to waste. Oh yeah, and I hope the driver lived too.

Feel free to eulogize the beer in the comments.



  1. fraterado bro

    Uh, uh, I don’t know of you know this, but I-70 is kind of like a huge fucking road, so, like, where the fuck did this happen

    12 years ago at 5:20 pm
  2. The Baron

    It pains me to see all those Gold Tops go to waste. On the bright side, Keegan Bradley is a fucking badass with the flatstick.

    12 years ago at 10:12 am
  3. high kapp

    This beer had a short life. One absent of fulfilling it’s true duty to get kids with no taste in beer drunk so they can fuck their sisters. Tragically cut short by some methed out redneck’s obsession with masterbating while driving. IT CAN WAIT! Let this be a lesson to us all. Romney 2012.

    12 years ago at 12:23 pm