Apple Says They Have The “Courage” To Ditch The Headphone Jack On New iPhone, Are Incredibly Brave
True acts of bravery stand the test of time. We’ll always remember the young men in uniform who stormed the beaches of Normandy under hellacious gun fire, risking life and limb for this great country, or the heroes that first responded to the terrorist attacks on 9/11 in order to save fellow Americans. We’ll never forget the actions taken by Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King, and Nelson Mandela for the progress of the civil right movement across the globe.
And now, we’ll forever recognize Tim Cook and Apple Inc. as perhaps the most courageous individuals in the history of mankind.
Apple's Phil Schiller says Apple has the "courage" to remove the headphone jack. Says the jack "fights for space." pic.twitter.com/nOvJ3PiSJB
— Daniel Bader (@journeydan) September 7, 2016
William Faulkner once said “You cannot swim for new horizons until you have courage to lose sight of the shore,” and by getting rid of cords and trying to stay afloat by making consumers purchase Apple made wireless headphones, Tim Cook certainly has hit open ocean.
No other $624B company seems to want to bear that cross. Tim Cook is essentially the Jesus of the Tech world. He’ll die on that hill if it means people continue to finance his doctrine on blind faith and drop some dough on a few pairs of AirPods. Praise be to Apple.
But seriously, this sounds like something straight out of a Gavin Belsen speech on “Silicon Valley.”
Easily the most accurate show on TV..
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What in God’s name does this have to do with Greek life?
8 years ago at 3:10 pmIf you don’t have an iPhone, you’re a green text leper to your chapter.
8 years ago at 3:15 pmKeep lifting those weights, Danny. Your parents still think you’re a fucking disappointment no matter how much you can bench.
8 years ago at 3:18 pm
8 years ago at 4:23 pmCan’t wait to drop 75 dollars on a new bud when one falls off on the train, thanks apple
8 years ago at 3:19 pmThat’s a lot of money for someone taking public transportation
8 years ago at 6:42 pmWho rides a fucking train other than homeless people and blacks
8 years ago at 6:43 pmAnybody trying to get somewhere in the city you degenerate.
8 years ago at 10:26 pmI hope they float because they will be in the toilet more often than Andrew’s head was in middle school!
8 years ago at 3:20 pmgreat, one more component that will constantly be running out of battery charge.
8 years ago at 4:19 pmrelying on batteries to get the job done – TSM
Just like Dan has the courage to ditch his sports bra every morning
8 years ago at 6:14 pmFirst Harambe, now the headphone jack?
8 years ago at 7:21 pmIt’s not courage it’s knowing there are millions of dipshits that will buy your product matter no matter what you do.
8 years ago at 7:52 pmAs a Sailor serving this country I find it real petty to compare D-day to a new phone w/o a jack. Bravery is storming the beaches of Normandy. That is not comparable to some trendy new invention. 9,000 troops that died on D-day wouldn’t be pleased to read your article
8 years ago at 9:05 pmActually, the 9000 men who died on D-Day would probably be pretty happy to read this article because it would mean they aren’t dead.
8 years ago at 1:17 amYou’re a scumbag.
8 years ago at 10:35 amThe fuck do people mean by “dropping their headphones?” No one said they were going to be wireless.
8 years ago at 9:38 pmOkay I’m stupid. I deserve the laps.
8 years ago at 11:09 pm