Charcoal > propane… throw a little mesquite wood in there, theres just nothin more American. Women can use the gas stove, men use charcoal and hardwood. I dont just want to heat it up, I want to GRILL it.
Well, if you first step into the shoes of the elusive bottom tier and realize the aforementioned slam has a weight that looks like it belongs on a professional bowling scoreboard, you might think differently.
If you burn one steak because you decided to keep slamming instead of taking a break to check the grill (like any self-respecting fratstar would), then you have to go out and buy a new steak. By doing so, you are essentially paying for continuing your slamsesh, or, in FratMuscle’s words, paying for sex. That said, hookers are the epitome of TFTC.
Only if it’s charcoal.
13 years ago at 8:20 pm^This
13 years ago at 8:23 pmCharcoal is for liberals.
“taste the meat, not the heat”
13 years ago at 9:02 pmCharcoal is for anyone who actually knows how to grill. If you’re using propane, you might as well be cooking on a stove.
13 years ago at 9:21 pmCharcoal > propane… throw a little mesquite wood in there, theres just nothin more American. Women can use the gas stove, men use charcoal and hardwood. I dont just want to heat it up, I want to GRILL it.
13 years ago at 9:33 pmHank Hill just flipped his shit, Tallapoosa
13 years ago at 9:37 pmflipping anything on propane tastes like shit anyway
13 years ago at 10:52 pmHank Hill is a great man, but I’ll be damned if propane is superior to charcoal or wood.
13 years ago at 10:12 pmAnd butane is bastard gas
13 years ago at 10:25 pmBig Green Egg is better than everything.
13 years ago at 5:24 amHank Hill for President
13 years ago at 7:06 amGrilling. NF. Hamburger Helper. TFM.
13 years ago at 7:17 amThis
13 years ago at 8:57 amExclusively using chunks of mesquite wood instead of charcoal or gas – FAF.
13 years ago at 7:30 amBoner in the yard. TFTC.
13 years ago at 8:24 pm^This.
13 years ago at 11:19 pmbusting a nut over your burgers. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:45 amGreat seasoning.
13 years ago at 2:19 pmSororities, meet our meat priorities.
13 years ago at 8:27 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfu54x2WEoA
13 years ago at 8:30 pmerectile disfunction… will use any distraction as an excuse.
13 years ago at 9:52 pmwhiskey dick TFTC
13 years ago at 10:38 pmNot being able to spell correctly. NF.
13 years ago at 9:57 amTher
13 years ago at 10:33 pmI don’t see what you did there.
13 years ago at 11:24 pmcouldn’t see myself doing this
13 years ago at 2:48 amWell, if you first step into the shoes of the elusive bottom tier and realize the aforementioned slam has a weight that looks like it belongs on a professional bowling scoreboard, you might think differently.
13 years ago at 3:56 amin that case, i completely understand this post thanks shotty
13 years ago at 11:19 amWhy would you stop slamming to check the grill? Fuck it, you can buy another steak.
13 years ago at 7:25 amYeah, but then you might as well be paying for sex.
13 years ago at 9:43 amHow so?
13 years ago at 10:22 amIf you burn one steak because you decided to keep slamming instead of taking a break to check the grill (like any self-respecting fratstar would), then you have to go out and buy a new steak. By doing so, you are essentially paying for continuing your slamsesh, or, in FratMuscle’s words, paying for sex. That said, hookers are the epitome of TFTC.
13 years ago at 6:48 pmClearly not a good enough slam. Why aren’t the pledges tending the grill?
13 years ago at 9:21 amMan has a point. “Hey pledge I’m gonna go sex up that brunette. If those steaks burn don’t bother showing up tomorrow.”
13 years ago at 9:37 pm