"Unfortunately you have been ejected from your game." TFM.

    1. FaFTexas

      Unfortunately, you have been ejaculated from your game. Due to your ejaculation, you are suspended from intramurals until a meeting with the Sportmanship Committee can be held.

      13 years ago at 11:17 am
    1. OwenLincolnFratter

      No, DILF is right. Coming from a greek at ASU and with the school demolishing the last of the row, greek life is completely down to shit.

      13 years ago at 11:48 am
    2. SPECOA

      How could you possibly not get an acceptance letter? The minimum GPA is a 2.0 for transfers.

      13 years ago at 12:04 pm
    3. carolinahaze

      ASU hands acceptance letters out to high school freshmen in remedial english classes.

      13 years ago at 3:30 pm
  1. CharlesFratMoskowitz

    HAHAHA we were banned from ASU Greek Intramurals back in the day for excessively harassing the refs in flag football… and for pulling the “anti-semitism” card one too many times.

    13 years ago at 8:03 pm
  2. FratasticOX

    UA Greek Life > ASU Greek Life
    UA academics > ASU academics
    UA sports > ASU sports
    UA sororitutes > ASU sororitutes
    UA acceptance rate < ASU acceptance rate

    13 years ago at 9:17 pm