Explaining to your parents why you charged the card for three new pairs of boat shoes when you go to school in the desert. TFM.

    1. Sleazy Asshole

      Not necessarily. Mine are loaded but my dad is the biggest bastard about money I’ve ever met. Which I guess could be part of the reason he’s loaded in the first place.

      12 years ago at 3:05 pm
    2. don frat

      same here, six figure salary and complains about getting extra guacamole at chipotle

      12 years ago at 12:37 pm
  1. Lil B THE BASEDGOD

    I CAN TELL YOU FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE THERE IS NO WATER IN THE DESERT AND PROBABLY NO BOATS I LIVE BY THE BAY IN CALIFORNIA SO I SHOULD GET BOAT SHOES NOT YOU – Lil B

    12 years ago at 3:40 pm
    1. MERICA FUCK YEAH

      Lil B is never greedy. Dipshit. You have to take on his persona if you’re going to be the Lil B troll.

      12 years ago at 6:52 pm
    2. Lil B THE BASEDGOD

      LIL B HAS MANY FORMS SOMETIMES HE BRINGS BASED KNOWLEDGE ABOUT ECOSYSTEMS YOU CAN ALWAYS LISTEN TO LIL B BUT NEVER SPEAK ON LIL B LIKE YOU KNOW HIS MYSTERIES – Lil B

      12 years ago at 7:24 pm
    1. PJWP

      Why the fuck would I use MY inheritance money when he’s still willing to pay for them?

      12 years ago at 6:31 pm
    2. Frat Fighter Jockey

      Because you’d be like all those fucking liberals that take free money from people and never appreciate hard earned things.

      12 years ago at 11:27 pm
  2. superwayne

    There’s a country song about “ive got some oceanfront property in Arizona, from my front porch you can see the sea” so potentially this post has some merit…

    12 years ago at 7:31 pm