One Hilarious Police Report From An Arizona State Student Arrested For Public Urination
So we get a lot of terrible, terrible crap in our inboxes. Seriously, it’s a regular occurrence for someone to send in a news tip about their poo. Sometimes we find a little diamond in the rough, like when Jared discovered the teacher who has “High School Frat Stars” in his class. Well today, an absurd police report hit our desks from Arizona State University.
Just gold. There’s so much going on here that I don’t even know where to start. From the public urination to handing the cop a $10 bill thinking it’s your license to shouting obscenities at anyone and everyone that comes in contact with you. How would you like to be that woman in Pennsylvania answering a phone call at 3:30 a.m?
Just a classic case of when the lights are on, but nobody is home..
This sounds like a typical Friday night in any college town, still trying to find the funny stuff in it
10 years ago at 3:49 pmHonestly too lazy to read all of it
10 years ago at 3:51 pmAdderall helped me read all of it. It wasn’t that “hilarious” and all he did was repeatedly swear at people and be a douche.
10 years ago at 4:33 pmI wish they had removed the cuffs, let him try to kick the cop’s ass, then beat the living crap out of him.
10 years ago at 3:58 pm“…iPhone booked into ‘evidence’ = “Cops took your phone ’cause they can… HA HA MOFO!”
10 years ago at 4:00 pmYes, that $10 is my driver’s license. Last name, Hamilton. Don’t you see the resemblance?
10 years ago at 4:11 pmI’m impressed that after all of that the cop still tried to let him off the hook. First refuses to call a friend then tells the cab driver off. Kid deserves to be arrested.
10 years ago at 4:31 pmThat officer must have the patience of a monk. If some shitty kid told me, another cop and fireman to fuck off and was too drunk to get in a cab there’s no way I’d still be trying to help him get a hold of someone to take him home.
10 years ago at 4:33 pmOne of New Jersey’s finest. Love my state
10 years ago at 4:53 pmPretty sure if it’s 330 am in Arizona it’s 630 am in Pennsylvania Harrison. Nice try though
10 years ago at 6:49 pmThere isnt 3 hours difference
10 years ago at 6:58 pmYes. Yes there is.
10 years ago at 7:35 pmIf this was before daylight savings it would only be 2 hours. Arizona doesn’t do daylight savings.
10 years ago at 9:13 pm^this is true
10 years ago at 12:28 amIs this the same kid that threw the Mac n cheese tantrum a year ago?
10 years ago at 10:56 pm