One Hilarious Police Report From An Arizona State Student Arrested For Public Urination
So we get a lot of terrible, terrible crap in our inboxes. Seriously, it’s a regular occurrence for someone to send in a news tip about their poo. Sometimes we find a little diamond in the rough, like when Jared discovered the teacher who has “High School Frat Stars” in his class. Well today, an absurd police report hit our desks from Arizona State University.
Just gold. There’s so much going on here that I don’t even know where to start. From the public urination to handing the cop a $10 bill thinking it’s your license to shouting obscenities at anyone and everyone that comes in contact with you. How would you like to be that woman in Pennsylvania answering a phone call at 3:30 a.m?
Just a classic case of when the lights are on, but nobody is home..
Had a buddy that got not one, not two, but THREE public urinations in one week. Had to go door to door and tell everyone he was on the predator list. Conveniently enough his name was Jared, so now we just call subway.
10 years ago at 12:30 amAnyone else bothered by the “fact” that this kid apparently has both an Arizona State drivers license annnnnd a New Jersey drivers license?
10 years ago at 4:39 amFreshman year sounds like a real doozy for this former high school frat star.
10 years ago at 10:35 amAlso due to time zones that PA woman answered the call at 5:30am. Gotta keep the ‘journalists’ honest.
10 years ago at 10:37 am