Stranded. In a 45 year dudes house. Doors are locked. Your asshole is throbbing. You’re not sure why you have scratch marks on your back. It’s dark and cold. How do you get out? What happened? Did you just get pounded by King Kong or a rabid black dude with HIV?
What’s the strangest place/situation you’ve woken up in?
Mine is the driver seat of a toyota camry parked in a driveway 2 miles from where I had partied the night before. I have no idea whose car it was, and had no pants or shoes.
FIRST
13 years ago at 4:29 pmThat 10 seconds of terror waking up naked not knowing where you are*
13 years ago at 6:01 pmAlone in your bed. It was just a dream.
13 years ago at 6:11 pmStranded. In a 45 year dudes house. Doors are locked. Your asshole is throbbing. You’re not sure why you have scratch marks on your back. It’s dark and cold. How do you get out? What happened? Did you just get pounded by King Kong or a rabid black dude with HIV?
13 years ago at 6:22 pmYou need a new hobby
13 years ago at 6:55 pmYou’ll need a new asshole when Rusty Long Johnson gets ahold of your rear end, let me tell you.
13 years ago at 7:46 pmClassic
13 years ago at 7:00 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlXQexNEgzg
13 years ago at 7:11 pm“I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family’s rec room, and they would not stop screaming.”
13 years ago at 8:58 pm^This.
13 years ago at 11:01 pm^^That
13 years ago at 11:50 pmThese ^, ^^
13 years ago at 8:47 amWhat’s the strangest place/situation you’ve woken up in?
Mine is the driver seat of a toyota camry parked in a driveway 2 miles from where I had partied the night before. I have no idea whose car it was, and had no pants or shoes.
13 years ago at 12:06 pm