Arkansas Fraternities Are Way Too Drunk To Fight On Gameday, Try Anyway

Dan Regester11 years ago

People were just throwing haymakers all over Little Rock this past Saturday. Yesterday we broke down a fight similar to something you’d see on a Jerry Springer segment. It was chock-full of shirtless dudes throwing punches, stopping, talking shit, and fighting again.

Today we found another video of a fight that broke out in a different social circle, but the results are just as laughably bad.

How many times do we need to drive home the point that filming things “hamburger style” with your cell phone instead of “hot dog style” is amateur as fuck? We appreciate you documenting the moment, but just take that extra second to flip your phone.

This particular scuffle allegedly went down between Sigma Nu and SAE. Two fraternities enter, both leave with a boatload of shame. Punches are few and far between, if any were thrown at all, mixed in with the occasional kick, and plenty of shoving. You’ll notice that use of the words “pussy” and “bitch” becomes exponential as the two fraternities are separated.

At first look, there’s not really much to salvage from this embarrassing confrontation, but beauty in the fine details save this video.

Take, for instance, the kid that gets totally owned by a cop, seemingly at random. Classic case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. “Oh hey guys what’s going on he–BOOM.”

Simultaneously, a kid gets off the ground, gives the universal hands up sign for surrender, makes like a tree and gets the fuck out of there.

A few moments later, the frat star in an Arkansas PFG fights until his sunglasses are in peril. At that point he grabs them off the dirt, finds higher ground, and safely puts those bad boys back on.

Then a bottom-heavy chick in a Beatle Juice-inspired gameday dress makes an appearance that more than makes up for a pretty lackluster fight. Pig Sooie indeed..