Arkansas State Coach Bryan Harsin Briefly Followed @CumWhore1 On Twitter

Dillon Cheverere12 years ago

You old dirty dog, you, Bryan Harsin.

As the former offensive coordinator for the Texas Longhorns, I’m pretty familiar with Harsin. Thought to be an offensive prodigy and one of the orchestrators of the wildly successful Boise State offense, the first year Arkansas State head coach is an up-and-comer in the college coaching ranks. He’s also a sharp dresser, a smooth talker, has a nice looking wife piece, and thanks to a concerned Arkansas State alumnus who caught his embarrassing moment by way of screenshot, we now know he has an affinity for sluts, especially of the cum whore variety.

Here it is:

Cum Whore’s very NSFW bio reads:

“slut, thats all you need to know.”

That’s all Harsin needed to know for a follow, apparently. I just skimmed through some of Cum Whore’s recent posts for some important research, and I gotta be honest, she seems pretty damn whorish. I’ll even go as far as to say she lives up to her billing as a cum whore. There are quite a few posts, for example, where Cum Whore expresses in rather colorful language that it would please her a great deal if she could engage in some intercourse with a male counterpart. One photo she posted, that I reluctantly clicked on (for research), revealed that her female private part had not been shaved recently enough to meet her expectation, and effectively put her in a rather sour disposition.

Harsin has unfollowed the Cum Whore since the screenshot was taken, and after some Arky State fans pointed out to their coach that his follower list was very public. Of course, there is the at-least-semi-likely possibility that he unknowingly hit Cum Whore’s “follow” button. Could’ve been an accident, and since I’m pretty sure Harsin is a stand up, family-oriented guy, I’m saying this was the case.

Of course, there’s always that possibility that the guy just likes him some sluts.

[via Twitter]