Ask Intern Sydney

InternSydney9 years ago

1. Why do girls shy away from gingers? I feel like I have no shot with a girl the moment they see my hair.

There are many different shades of ginger, ranging from strawberry blonde to full daywalker. It depends where on this spectrum you lay to really determine your fate with the opposite sex, and you’ve failed to specify that necessary information. Hopefully you look good in hats.

2. What’s the creepiest DM you’ve ever received?

I was recently #blessed with an Instagram DM of a photo of myself. There was a certain male body fluid all over my face in said photo. 10/10 would not recommend this approach unless you’re looking for a restraining order.

3. What is your opinion on beards? Like a Hugh Jackman beard? I know neck beards are a no go, but I’ve never really gotten any feed back on the full beard look.

Anyways thanks for your time, God Bless.

Personally, I’m more of a clean-cut, fresh shaved kinda gal (scruff is acceptable). However, I know there are plenty of ladies out there into the Zach Galifianakis crumb catcher look.

4. Sydney, I’m having a hell of a time with the ladies.  I think my problem is that I’m short. I’m 5’5″. All girls say it doesn’t matter, but I’m sure it really does?  I feel I am a nice guy, I like to party and can be funny.  Not to brag but I am in a pretty good financial position, making over $40,000 a year, as a self-employed farmer.  I go to a dominant Agriculture school in Illinois, surrounded by girls who are looking for a successful farmer to take home to the folks, but no girl seems interested. Do you have any advice?

After some research I’ve found the median annual income for farmers is about 60k. Sounds like you need to put a little more effort into plowing the right kind of fields before you can plow the kind you’re looking for.

5. I am a Junior in college and have been playing the field for the last two years and it has been awesome. However, as odd as it may sound, I have started to find my routine of casual sex and drunken hook ups a tad bit boring and even a little meaningless. So I guess my question is this: How do I find a girl who A) is worthy of a little extra investment and B) Is looking for the same things I am because I find most college girls aren’t as open to the idea as I thought. Thanks Syd!

From what I’ve noticed, every girl around me is trying to get locked down, and fast. If you want a reliable way to find a good girl, I suggest you stay off tinder, bumble, grindr or whatever you’re into. Finding someone you click with is easier said than done so there’s not much advice I can give you, but I wish you the best.

6. What do you plan on doing when you graduate? Find a rich husband or get a real job?

I plan on getting into medical device sales, but obviously I’m counting on both these options panning out.

7. Hi Sydney,

Looking forward to meeting you,
Rod

Asking a girl out solely to get a tour of the TFM office. #TFM However, you sound like a really terrible person so I’m going to hard pass that offer.