Having two legs up on the competition. TFM.

  1. Fratissimus Dorsi

    Unless you are at a formal or the races don’t wear a fucking bow tie, you look like a douche.

    13 years ago at 4:14 pm
  2. A drunk asshole

    So every time the other team shoots you have to get up and get the ball off the ground.

    13 years ago at 4:55 pm
  3. UpperClassWhiteMale

    You either go to a shit-tier safety school or Georgetown University, where the “few fraternities” that exist are unaffiliated and geedy.

    I henceforth declare this photo NF, based on the circumstantial evidence surrounding your location.

    13 years ago at 9:18 pm
    1. Crispus_Frattucks

      Aren’t state schools technically “safety schools” then. They are often the home of those deemed FaF. I henceforth declare you a pompous douche GDI.

      13 years ago at 8:36 am
    2. UpperClassWhiteMale

      ^ In fact state schools are “safety” and are inferior to my private school. Yes I am a pompous douche, I read TFM. Try an Ivy if you want to get somewhere, your fraternity isn’t going to help for shit if you go to a complete fuck up school, try-hard.

      13 years ago at 5:15 pm
    3. UpperClassWhiteMale

      ^ Oh, GW? You mean Georgetown waitlist? Yeah it’s tolerable if you’re into being second I guess.

      13 years ago at 6:05 pm
  4. 2ironking

    guy in the bowtie looks like he got stopped in iowa for possession of illegal drugs killed the arresting officer took him to a lake drowned the body using bricks then ditched his clothes in a dumpster ran to goodwill his buddy bought him those clothes as a joke but he had to wear them he went home drank a few bud light limes and relaxed

    13 years ago at 2:25 pm
    1. ImInHighschool

      Then his butt buddy next to him bent him over the trash can and showed him the 50 states for the next three and a half hours.

      13 years ago at 2:00 pm
    2. southerner

      I have some punctuation for you if you want to use it, help yourself: ,,,, ;;;; ….

      13 years ago at 8:24 pm