Solid TFM. In my chapter that guy was a Marine who just returned from the second ‘Battle of Fallujah’. The brothers who pledged under his reign are still in therapy. haha
StayFrattyAlum, we also had a Marine take over the reigns in our hazement. The dude was a 23 year-old freshman, fresh from combat, and an expert at fucking with pledges. The whole time he was down there, he ran the show like a drill sergeant, and it was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. The pledges were constantly doing shit, and after about half an hour of hazing, were completely drenched in sweat, breathing heavily and all around miserable. Mission accomplished.
Not to say that isn’t a bad thing Flask_in_class but that’s pretty much how every night was when we were pledges at our chapter. You guys obviously need to pick it up.
Make the pledges rub icyhot all over their arms and quiz them on their knowledge and if they get something wrong make them do windmills. They’ll do better after that
Someone grab the lube, shit’s about to get weird.
14 years ago at 11:07 amTrue Beta story.
14 years ago at 11:16 amI’m uncomfortable.
14 years ago at 11:33 amSolid TFM. In my chapter that guy was a Marine who just returned from the second ‘Battle of Fallujah’. The brothers who pledged under his reign are still in therapy. haha
14 years ago at 11:41 amWatch it PERV! stayfrattyalum is getting real close to my shaft!
14 years ago at 11:43 amWar damn. FYI lube has a place in hazing for non-gay reasons, pledges doing pushups on a lube covered floor is funny as shit.
14 years ago at 11:45 amOur guy coldcocked a pledge who said he wouldn’t take him to taco bell.
14 years ago at 11:46 amStayFrattyAlum, we also had a Marine take over the reigns in our hazement. The dude was a 23 year-old freshman, fresh from combat, and an expert at fucking with pledges. The whole time he was down there, he ran the show like a drill sergeant, and it was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. The pledges were constantly doing shit, and after about half an hour of hazing, were completely drenched in sweat, breathing heavily and all around miserable. Mission accomplished.
14 years ago at 12:12 pmNot to say that isn’t a bad thing Flask_in_class but that’s pretty much how every night was when we were pledges at our chapter. You guys obviously need to pick it up.
14 years ago at 1:19 pmFlask,
That’s great. I think all fraternities need a retired Devil Dog to aid in pledge education.
14 years ago at 1:37 pmPTB, having pledges try to set up tailgate tents for concerts with lube on their hands is great too.
14 years ago at 1:43 pmduring our marine’s pledgeship, whenever shit got tough he would say, “at least we aren’t getting shot at”
14 years ago at 11:14 pm^that was always my response.. could always be worse
14 years ago at 10:58 amSolid TFM.
14 years ago at 11:19 amSolid comment.
14 years ago at 11:21 amSolid shits. TGDIM.
14 years ago at 11:22 amFiber. NF.
14 years ago at 11:48 amEating dirt and grass to block up for months at a time. Grizzly bears. TFTC.
14 years ago at 12:02 pmEating nothing but PF Changs all week TFM
14 years ago at 9:22 pmEating PF Changs then taking a 100 couric shit. TFM.
14 years ago at 10:45 pmthis is a repeat TFM
14 years ago at 8:42 amYea Im pretty tough on my “nice moves”, but this is a quality TFM and defintiely best of the day
14 years ago at 11:30 amYour damn right.
14 years ago at 1:44 pm*You’re
14 years ago at 1:44 pmNice move.
14 years ago at 11:54 am20 to 30 minute rant because a pledge didn’t get your interview….
14 years ago at 1:36 pmforgetting what you were ranting about ten minutes into it. TFM.
14 years ago at 1:41 pm^ haha yes
14 years ago at 1:58 pm^Every Time haha
14 years ago at 2:12 pmMaking sure the rant makes no fucking sense, just to see if one of them tries to correct/question you. FaF
14 years ago at 3:48 pmand they’re always wrong.
14 years ago at 5:41 pmThis post is going well thus far.
14 years ago at 6:15 pmForcing pledges to do the impossible. And watch ..
14 years ago at 11:25 pmMake the pledges rub icyhot all over their arms and quiz them on their knowledge and if they get something wrong make them do windmills. They’ll do better after that
14 years ago at 10:32 am