My daily workout requires a condom. TFM.

    1. RushPike

      Utexas was making a joke. Said joke was obviously misunderstood and perceived as NF. All of you are ignorant and less intelligent than my frat. When you can hit a line of coke and still keep up with Fox news, let me know.

      14 years ago at 10:54 pm
    2. NateHiggers

      ^^^If you’d ever actually done cocaine, you would know that it’s easier to follow shit after a line.

      14 years ago at 12:50 am
    3. TKEpledge

      Then you’re a GEED. like you. now get your cargo shorts pulled up nice and tight and go grab me a smirnoff to watch you run laps in.

      14 years ago at 5:46 am
    4. NateHiggers

      ^Normally laps would be in order for messing up carets so badly, but considering how infuriated you probably were at the gayness of his comment, I can understand your mistake.

      14 years ago at 10:47 am
  1. Negroblaster

    Masturbating while wearing a condom. Feels good and theres no mess to clean up.

    14 years ago at 8:49 pm
  2. AnimalHouse1897

    Not surprising, coming from Alabama this only further perpetuates the obese stereotypes that are associated with your region.

    14 years ago at 8:51 pm
  3. “Obama Condoms: The ultimate stimulus package”
    “Make her feel like the First Lady every time, even if shes the second or third.” Some yank was yelling that in Newyork, but I did get a kick out of it

    14 years ago at 9:06 pm
    1. thefratloft

      Random interjection completely unrelated to DrunkandHigh’s TFM….

      But just how is New York NF? Are you referring to New York State, Long Island….surely not Manhattan…?

      When you so called “rich” boys south of the mason dixon have some real money to spend, spend a couple nights in NYC why don’t ya.

      And if you’re one those who live by the notion that the South will “rise again”, then by all means, I digress. You’re not welcome in “Newyork”.

      14 years ago at 1:11 am
    2. NateHiggers

      ^Just because you have money doesn’t magically mean you’re FaF. So shut the fuck up and kill yourself.

      14 years ago at 2:57 am
    3. brostock

      ^Agreed, money alone does not a fratstar make. However, New York is the financial capital of America. It’s a symbol of America’s power and greatness. There’s a reason why those filthy towelheads chose NYC as a target, and a reason why the World Trade Center is located in NYC to begin with. Taken as a whole, I’d say that’s sufficient reason to not say “Newyork. NF.”, though I wouldn’t call it FaF either.

      14 years ago at 7:48 am
    1. Fratting_is_a_habbit

      Jerry, I was expecting so much more. You let me down harder than Clinton not agreeing with the general public that he slammed Monica.

      14 years ago at 10:51 pm
    2. grandfrat

      No, it’s not that, it’s Jerry’s lack of awesomeness lately. It’s been upsetting some of the guys, and we are wondering what’s going on?

      14 years ago at 11:14 am